To: Ramius
Here's a little post starter joke you can use.
Heaven was getting a bit crowded, so Peter began giving quizzes to see who should get in. A
man ascended to heaven, and came to the gates. "Who was the first man?" asked Peter.
"Adam."
"That's correct. Enter." Soon another man came along.
"Where did Adam and Eve live?"
"Eden."
That's correct. Enter." Then Mother Theresa came along.
"Ooh, I'll have to give you a hard one. What did Eve say when she met Adam for the first
time?"
"Mmm, that IS a hard one."
"Enter."
65 posted on
06/20/2003 5:49:39 PM PDT by
Just another Joe
(FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: Just another Joe
"Mmm, that IS a hard one." Sorry, but I already *have* a stiff drink. Now I need the antidote... :-)
76 posted on
06/20/2003 6:22:01 PM PDT by
Ramius
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