Posted on 08/30/2002 9:09:32 AM PDT by Just another Joe
Welcome Friends, foes and associates to the completely remodeled Free Republic...
Smoker's Lounge
Here you will find a comfy place to smoke, drink, joke or whatever. We always have a great time, so sit back, relax and...
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These are great! Thanks So much!!!
Although not entirely necessary, Jose Cuervo de la Familia would be nice.
ENJOY YOUR HOLIDAY PEOPLE! I mean that most sincerely.
A: When it turns into a driveway
Well, then, I guess I've a captive audience (heh heh heh heh heh).
Q: What happens to a hiker when they fall into poison-ivy?
A: They become an itch-hiker!
Q: When is a door not one of those?
A: when its ajar
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...
I do remember you. though. How are you doing?
LMAO! That one goes on the email list, bro...
Well wish me luck, I am headin' down to pound some sand, though not up my a$$ hopefully... I got to score some water before I head out... Those of y'all watching Virginia area coverage, I think the entire race (VA Beach Rock-n-Roll half marathon) is gonna be broadcast somewhere or another, though why you'd wanna watch folks puking and having heart attacks is beyond me. I'll catch up with ya tomorrow, bro... ;)
However, she made a mistake when she recently accused George, a local man, of being an alcoholic after she saw his pickup truck parked outside of the town's only bar one afternoon.
George, a dedicated Christian and man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just walked away without saying a word. Later that evening, he parked his pickup truck in front of her house and left it there all night.
Here's the view from the front--
Ever wonder where the word sh*t comes from? Well, here it is....That came in my e-mail today from my brother.Certain types of manure used to be transported (as everything was back
then) by ship .... When in dry form it weighs a lot less, but once water hits
it, it not only becomes heavier, but the process of fermentation begins
again. One by-product of this fermentation is methane gas ..... and as
the stuff was stored in bundles below decks on leaky wood ships, you
can see what could (and did) happen; methane began to build up below
decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern ...
BOOOOM!Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was discovered
what was happening. After that, the bundles of manure were always
stamped with the term S.H.*.T, which meant to Ship High In Transit.
In other words, high enough off the lower decks so that any water that
came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the
production of methane.
You never can tell when this kind of info will be needed!
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