Posted on 09/18/2026 9:35:44 AM PDT by dayglored
Men, if you've been married for any length of time, then you've no doubt fallen prey to a trap question. Women love asking questions they don't want answers to, just so they can start a fight. It's in their nature. But we got you, fam.
Check out these common trap questions wives love to ask and how you should respond to each:
Q: Which one of my friends is the prettiest?
A: You have female friends? I never noticed.
Q: Do you think Sydney Sweeney is attractive?
A: What is a "Sydney Sweeney"?
Q: Does this dress make me look fat?
A: Get behind me, Satan!
Q: Would you still love me if I were a colossal desert sandworm?
A: What Shai-hulud has decreed must be. Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. MAY HIS PASSAGE CLEANSE THE WORLD
Q: Which celebrity do you have a crush on?
A: Henry Cavill, obviously.
Q: What do you want for dinner?
A: Whatever you're thinking of right now, sweetheart.
Q: What should we watch tonight?
A: No matter what you put on the TV, I'll just be watching you.
Q: If I died, would you remarry?
A: No, because I would die too.
Q: What's the best way to repair the carburetor on a 1988 Ford Ranger that's stalling out at idle?
A: That's a trick question. The 1988 Ford Ranger uses a fuel-injected engine, not a carburetor. The issue is probably a dirty throttle body or a small vacuum leak.
Q: Do you notice anything different about the way I look today?
A: Only that you grow even more beautiful with every rising and setting of the sun.
Q: Do you like my family?
A: I don't know half of them half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of them half as well as they deserve.
Q: Do you remember what today is?
A: Throw a flashbang and RUN!
You'll have a better marriage in time if you use our handy answers here. Good luck, men!
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(1) because I can’t afford a 427 SOHC.
(2) I’ve had that firearm for years. You haven’t seen it???
If Miss Mona Lisa Vito can call out a BS automotive question, then so can we men.
The trick statement:
“It’s today.”
Answer: (Since you don’t remember what today is.)
“Have you got everything ready?”
Ahab had a peg-leg, and still went after the Great White Whale!
Regards,
>1. If it has been agreed on to exchange bday, Xmas or valentines day cards..never forget...and I mean NEVER.<
LOLOL! I’m STILL laughing.
So you’re saying don’t ask if she just went to the beauty shop for an estimate?
Before he got married...
Excellent list! I knew our FReeper Ladies would respond with wit and intelligence!
Funny.
People who ask trap questions are trying to trap you.
Not unless you want to sleep in the backyard. 😁
Heh, good Bilbo Baggins quote in the penultimate question.
It’s funny...because it’s TRUE! 😂
“It’s funny...because it’s TRUE! 😂”
I figured it was true, the moment I read it!
Q: Does this dress make me look fat?
Al Bundy: No. It’s the fat that makes you look fat.
LOL
“1. Why would anyone want a 1968 Mustang GT390?
2. Do we really need to spend that much on another firearm?
3. When did we buy a boat?”
1. Even the girls on Freerepublic want one.
2. I don’t wanna put a price tag on your life.
It’s too important.
3. Surprise!
Why don’t you stop and ask directions? Wow, I just figured out where we are!
As it says in the article you posted, that was a “special options package”, not a model.
“ Did you leave the toilet seat up?”
Her feet flew in the and her face turned crimson red
She felt at once both cold and wet and wished that she was dead
The moral of the story girls is don’t sit down abrupt;
Always look behind you for the seat may still be up!
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