“ Did you leave the toilet seat up?”
Her feet flew in the and her face turned crimson red
She felt at once both cold and wet and wished that she was dead
The moral of the story girls is don’t sit down abrupt;
Always look behind you for the seat may still be up!
The two things here:
1: Forget about leaving the seat up, why aren’t people putting the lid down to to prevent things from accidentally falling in, etc.
2: Why would *ANY* sane person set their naked butt down on *ANYTHING* before taking a look at it?