Posted on 05/25/2026 12:28:55 PM PDT by Tench_Coxe
The AR-15 - the deadliest abomination known to man. A gun so terrible it's killed more people than net neutrality and Trump's tax cuts combined. And to demonstrate how awful this weapon is, I did something foolish: I tried firing one. And the experience was so horrible I have not stopped crying and soiling myself since.
Yes, even as I type this, tears fill my eyes at the remembrance of pulling that trigger and the terrible things that followed. And my pants... my pants are so soaked.How to describe the experience of firing that monstrosity? When I pulled the trigger, it was like an explosion went off INSIDE THE GUN. There was fire and everything! And then the gun ATTACKED ME! It lurched back at me, trying to strike me with that flat part on the back of it. You heard me right: The gun tried to BLUDGEON ME TO DEATH!
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
The added weight was to make the runs harder, it wasn’t bureaucratic, hopefully it had not been a good one.
I had to run with them too but it was a fully functional weapon!.......
😂
Gersh Kuntzman.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/gersh-kuntzmans-ar-15-ptsd
With a name like that...
Try a 12 ga with 3 1/2” shells for goose hunting. It will make a grown man think twice about shooting it more than once.
Is an AR-15 as deadly as global warming?
22 is bigger than 15......
Prophetic. He’s a pussycat. I found the original article where he chronicles his terror. Enjoy the laugh.
https://www.nydailynews.com/2016/07/14/what-is-it-like-to-fire-an-ar-15-its-horrifying-menacing-and-very-very-loud/
He should have taken out an AR-14 instead of an AR-15.
They’re one less terrifying. Kind of like amps that only go to nine.
Where can I sell such a shotgun?
Saw a video of an old farmer guy shooting a 4 Ga.nevwr even seen one of those - talk about torn rotator cuff!
Some idiot ... possibly typing nonsense for some San Francisco “news” rag ... published a real-life story exactly like this ... several years ago. It was thoroughly derided here on FR.
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