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Posted on 05/25/2026 12:28:55 PM PDT by Tench_Coxe
The AR-15 - the deadliest abomination known to man. A gun so terrible it's killed more people than net neutrality and Trump's tax cuts combined. And to demonstrate how awful this weapon is, I did something foolish: I tried firing one. And the experience was so horrible I have not stopped crying and soiling myself since.
Yes, even as I type this, tears fill my eyes at the remembrance of pulling that trigger and the terrible things that followed. And my pants... my pants are so soaked.How to describe the experience of firing that monstrosity? When I pulled the trigger, it was like an explosion went off INSIDE THE GUN. There was fire and everything! And then the gun ATTACKED ME! It lurched back at me, trying to strike me with that flat part on the back of it. You heard me right: The gun tried to BLUDGEON ME TO DEATH!
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Meh…the Bee is no longer satire. Back when it was it was funny but that was then and this is now. Its trivial to imagine a leftist say this seriously.
May I suggest pepto ‘dismal’. 😂👍🇺🇸
They a 12 gauge with 3” shells.....
Try a 12 gauge with 3” shells.....
Stung by the BEE!!
Please do not mix the two fluids. I love to drink the tears of liberals. I'll pass on the urine, whether from fear or marking their territory on Lindsey Graham's leg.
Try firing a .22LR calibre rifle...Better get ready to brace yourself...
This would have been the reaction of the woman who went to our church in Eugene OR. She was terrified of guns, which is the equivalent of being terrified of cabbages. They have the same volition abilities.
You.should have mentioned that the article is from 2021 in response to a real opinion article by a libtard with similar content.
That reminds me...my Ruger Mark II beckons.
Oh it’s funny.......maybe it’s your sense of humor....or more specifically, the lack there of. 😂
Author suffers from PTSD: Pulled Trigger Soiled Diaper.
“The AR-15 - the deadliest abomination known to man. A gun so terrible it’s killed more people than net neutrality and Trump’s tax cuts combined. And to demonstrate how awful this weapon is, I did something foolish: I tried firing one. And the experience was so horrible I have not stopped crying and soiling myself since.” Were you prepping for a colonoscopy at the time?
As I often point out as AR trivia, in Ft. Polk basic my rifle was a select fire AR-15 with the 3 prong flash suppressor, not an M16.
Op-Ed: I Tried Firing An AR-15 Yesterday And I Have Literally Been Soiling Myself For 17 Straight Hours
08/06/2021 12:38:14 PM PDT · by DFG · 41 replies
Babylon Bee ^ | 08/06/2021 | Babylon Bee
https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3982738/posts
Search fiunction still works, even on posts almost SIX YEARS OLD.
Liberal tears are like a fine wine, a salve for my wounds and excellent lubrication for my AR15s.
How about a 10 gauge with 3 1/2” magnums?
Whats funny about it? It’s annoying and fatiguing. You find that funny?
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