Furthermore, the judge ordered her to start wearing Muslim female headgear from now on too, everywhere she goes.
Posted on 07/29/2025 2:51:33 PM PDT by dynachrome
Clothing retailer American Eagle's new advertising campaign hit an unexpected obstacle today, as a federal judge ordered actress and new brand spokeswoman Sydney Sweeney to gain 100 pounds and get an ugly butch haircut.
Judge Eileen Bauer, an Obama appointee to a D.C.-area district court, issued an emergency ruling that Sweeney's attractiveness violated the law and demanded that she pack on weight to become as visually unappealing to consumers as possible.
"This type of brazen attractiveness cannot be allowed to stand," Bauer said in her ruling. "It is the responsibility of the court to hold corporations to a specific legal standard, which, in this case, means American Eagle is prohibited from featuring a thin, blonde, white woman in its advertisements. It is hereby the opinion of the court that Ms. Sweeney put on a minimum of 100 pounds right this minute and cut her hair or face disciplinary action."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Yes
Thought so. Lol
I just posted an article on FR about Sydney Sweeney’s physical transformation to act as boxing legend Christy Martin for biopic set to premiere this fall. Looks interesting!
Babylon Bee.
Dance to move you Dance to move others Dance to move us....
cause when you dance tremors ensue
It’s obvious. Her initials are SS.
:-p
I wonder how many dangerous tsunamis she has caused???
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