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Posted on 07/29/2025 2:51:33 PM PDT by dynachrome
Clothing retailer American Eagle's new advertising campaign hit an unexpected obstacle today, as a federal judge ordered actress and new brand spokeswoman Sydney Sweeney to gain 100 pounds and get an ugly butch haircut.
Judge Eileen Bauer, an Obama appointee to a D.C.-area district court, issued an emergency ruling that Sweeney's attractiveness violated the law and demanded that she pack on weight to become as visually unappealing to consumers as possible.
"This type of brazen attractiveness cannot be allowed to stand," Bauer said in her ruling. "It is the responsibility of the court to hold corporations to a specific legal standard, which, in this case, means American Eagle is prohibited from featuring a thin, blonde, white woman in its advertisements. It is hereby the opinion of the court that Ms. Sweeney put on a minimum of 100 pounds right this minute and cut her hair or face disciplinary action."
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She got off light. The prosecutor was holding out for nose rings and a “No Regerts” tattoo.
Gotta love The Bee!
“””federal judge ordered actress and new brand spokeswoman Sydney Sweeney to gain 100 pounds and get an ugly butch haircut.””””””””
and tattoos, lots of tattoos.
LOL...but Judge Eileen Bauer blew it when she failed to order Sweeny to dye her hair purple, get sleeve tats shoulder to wrist and install a couple of silver nose boogers.
That's probably not too far from what leftists are saying these daze...
My wife had gotten me a pair of their jeans. Very comfortable. They are now faded and my goto cutoffs. Very comfy.
If only they did camo.
At publishing time, Judge Bauer had issued an additional ruling that would further require Sweeney to get a septum piercing and a face tattoo.
Well, why not?
I’m surprised an Obama judge doesn’t mandate that 20% of the collection plates of every church go to Planned Parenthood?
We have standards for American models, doncha know!
on the neck
and stop wearing your Mom’s jeans...
What? No demand for her to wear brown contact lenses?
Ms. Sweeney doesn't sport piercings, tattoos and bizarre hair as an insecure scream for attention. Her God-given beauty without outrageous modifications irks the self-loathers further into madness so they lash out with even more obnoxiousness.
Thus pushing people even further away. It's not unlike the vicious circle where fat girls drown their depressions in ice cream while moaning about men not finding them attractive.
So yo, Bee - where my money?
Needs to be forced to take Testosterone injections until she grouses a ‘stach’!
A one neon-colored hair. Though she would be allowed to choose between lime green and pink
Should be a nation wide injunction for all white wimmins to get wit de hood look.
Racisms is gots to stop!
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