Da Bee!
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To: dynachrome
She got off light. The prosecutor was holding out for nose rings and a “No Regerts” tattoo.
To: dynachrome
3 posted on
07/29/2025 2:54:10 PM PDT by
Dr. Franklin
("A republic, if you can keep it." )
To: dynachrome
“””federal judge ordered actress and new brand spokeswoman Sydney Sweeney to gain 100 pounds and get an ugly butch haircut.””””””””
and tattoos, lots of tattoos.
To: dynachrome
LOL...but Judge Eileen Bauer blew it when she failed to order Sweeny to dye her hair purple, get sleeve tats shoulder to wrist and install a couple of silver nose boogers.
To: dynachrome
"This type of brazen attractiveness cannot be allowed to stand," Bauer said in her ruling. That's probably not too far from what leftists are saying these daze...
6 posted on
07/29/2025 2:55:54 PM PDT by
newfreep
("There is no race problem...just a problem race")
To: dynachrome
My wife had gotten me a pair of their jeans. Very comfortable. They are now faded and my goto cutoffs. Very comfy.
7 posted on
07/29/2025 2:56:17 PM PDT by
waterhill
(Nobody cares, work harder!)
To: dynachrome
Loved the closing slam at tattoos and piercings! The Bee is bust-a-gut funny!
At publishing time, Judge Bauer had issued an additional ruling that would further require Sweeney to get a septum piercing and a face tattoo.
9 posted on
07/29/2025 2:58:36 PM PDT by
Tell It Right
(1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: dynachrome
Well, why not?
I’m surprised an Obama judge doesn’t mandate that 20% of the collection plates of every church go to Planned Parenthood?
10 posted on
07/29/2025 2:58:56 PM PDT by
fwdude
(Why is there a "far/radical right," but damned if they'll admit that there is a far/radical left?)
To: dynachrome
In a paralle universe Lizzo was arrested for wearing Daily Dukes.
WARNING: Do not search for Lizzo daisy dukes; you will need eye bleach.
11 posted on
07/29/2025 2:59:53 PM PDT by
Kid Shelleen
(Beat your plowshares into swords. Let the weak say I am strong)
To: dynachrome
We have standards for American models, doncha know!
12 posted on
07/29/2025 3:00:53 PM PDT by
PGR88
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14 posted on
07/29/2025 3:03:02 PM PDT by
airborne
(Thank you Rush for helping me find FreeRepublic! )
To: dynachrome
and stop wearing your Mom’s jeans...
To: dynachrome
What? No demand for her to wear brown contact lenses?
16 posted on
07/29/2025 3:09:39 PM PDT by
MayflowerMadam
(It's hard not to celebrate the fall of bad people. - Bongino)
To: dynachrome
Needs to be forced to take Testosterone injections until she grouses a ‘stach’!
18 posted on
07/29/2025 3:15:31 PM PDT by
Kartographer
(“We Mutually Pledge To Each Other, Our Lives, Our Fortunes And Our Sacred Honor”)
To: dynachrome
Should be a nation wide injunction for all white wimmins to get wit de hood look.
Racisms is gots to stop!
20 posted on
07/29/2025 3:19:30 PM PDT by
TigersEye
(The Golden Age of MAGA is upon us!)
To: dynachrome
Given some of the comments I’ve read online the last few days whining that OMG...a thin attractive blonde woman with blue eyes was featured on an ad! That might actually appeal to males! Therefore that’s a Nazi ad!!!
It is really tough to tell its satire sometimes.
22 posted on
07/29/2025 3:22:58 PM PDT by
FLT-bird
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23 posted on
07/29/2025 3:25:12 PM PDT by
Bratch
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27 posted on
07/29/2025 3:32:47 PM PDT by
Mark
(DONATE ONCE every 3 months-is that a big deal?)
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