[Diana in Wisconsin]

Never take Tequila to a Turkey Fight, Dude!

[9YearLurker]

Unfortunate cultural mashup.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

[Red Badger]

That’s why I always baste my turkeys with diesel.........Lest likely to explode.............

[Samurai_Jack]

Seemed like a good idea at the time!

[kawhill]

An apartment occupant reportedly used tequila to marinade a home-cooked turkey Sunday evening, causing the oven door to “blow open.” Well, there’s the problem, I only use vodka to marinate the turkey.

[tumblindice]

“As God is my witness ... “ Arthur Carlson

[logi_cal869]

My turkey doesn’t care for tequila.

Does that mean that I’m safe?

Asking for a friend... /s

[Spacetrucker]

That’s actually an interesting idea. Not sure what it does for the flavor but ...

[logi_cal869]

There are better hair removal techniques...

[Samurai_Jack]

Turkey’s done :)

[dfwgator]

[Jolla]

The oven was removed from the apartment

???????

[subterfuge]

“Tequila marinated turkey?” So Mitch McConnell?

[Bigg Red]

These writers are getting dumber by the day. The verb is “marinate,” and the mixture used is a “marinade.”

Substandard writing is becoming much too common.

[Hyman Roth]

It’s the worms fault

[Rio]

More appropriate:

[alexander_busek]

"So help me gawd, I thought turkeys were non-flammable!"

Regards,

[Dahoser]