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Trump's Skin Returns To Normal Human Color After Ban On Artificial Dyes
The Bee ^ | Apr 23, 2025 | The Bee

Posted on 04/24/2025 8:49:19 AM PDT by dayglored

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The leader of the free world was sporting a new look this morning, as witnesses noticed that President Donald Trump's skin had returned to normal human color just one day after HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. began phasing out artificial dyes.

The president's hue marked a drastic change from the standard orange-tinted tone he had become known for, with experts speculating that RFK Jr.'s ban on synthetic dyes resulted in Trump's skin reverting back to a far more natural shade commonly associated with human beings.

"He's a cleaner, far less-toxic Trump," said one White House source. "We all thought something seemed different this morning when we saw him for his morning briefing. It took us a minute, but we eventually realized that RFK Jr. had banned synthetic dyes, so the President wasn't artificially orange anymore. Apparently, he's doing his part to stop using harmful colors. Good for him. He looks so much more like a person now."

The president reported feeling even better than his usual, vigorous self. "I feel great," he told reporters in the Oval Office. "I always feel great, but today I feel extra great. Very strong. I feel like I could bench-press a cow, believe it or not. I've done that before. Wild nights in Atlantic City. Those are some crazy times. But I feel amazing. Like all toxicity and chemicals have left my body. I feel good enough for a third term, I really do."

At publishing time, an industrial-sized dump truck was seen driving away from the White House filled to the brim with unused cases of bronzer.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; genderaffirmmakeup; graymangood; orange; orangemanbad; satire; skin; trump
"He's a cleaner, far less-toxic Trump"
1 posted on 04/24/2025 8:49:19 AM PDT by dayglored
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To: dayglored

“Orange Man Bad!! Oh, wait”


2 posted on 04/24/2025 8:51:50 AM PDT by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: dayglored

Democrats will have to unload a million “ORANGE MAN BAD” signs and pamphlets.... watch eBay for great deals!


3 posted on 04/24/2025 8:51:57 AM PDT by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: dayglored

No more ‘Orange Man Bad’!.................


4 posted on 04/24/2025 8:52:02 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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5 posted on 04/24/2025 8:52:05 AM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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To: dayglored

“I feel like I could bench-press a cow, believe it or not. I’ve done that before. Wild nights in Atlantic City. Those are some crazy times.”

Man that is pretty good.


6 posted on 04/24/2025 8:56:19 AM PDT by plain talk
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To: dayglored

Supposedly funny?


7 posted on 04/24/2025 9:09:28 AM PDT by subterfuge (I'm a pure-blood!)
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To: dayglored

Ha!


8 posted on 04/24/2025 9:14:34 AM PDT by Skywise
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To: dayglored

His hair looks grey in recent appearances...I think there is a bald spot on top that isn’t very well covered up. Years ago - probably when he FIRST ran, there was a video - real one, not a joke - on just HOW he parted and combed his hair. It disappeared long ago.


9 posted on 04/24/2025 9:18:17 AM PDT by Thank You Rush ( )
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To: dayglored
Blue lobster bump.


10 posted on 04/24/2025 9:23:38 AM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
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To: dayglored

Ha!


11 posted on 04/24/2025 9:24:02 AM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: dayglored

LOLOLMAO!


12 posted on 04/24/2025 9:27:32 AM PDT by Carriage Hill (A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
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To: subterfuge

Yeah...this is pretty funny.


13 posted on 04/24/2025 9:29:45 AM PDT by rottndog (What comes after America?)
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To: dayglored

One of the best!


14 posted on 04/24/2025 9:37:15 AM PDT by FatherofFive (we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor)
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To: dayglored

Hugo Boss Orange Man Eau de Toilet for men. It’s for real and expensive!
https://www.hugoboss.com/us/boss-orange-man-3.3-fl.-oz.-100-ml-eau-de-toilette/hbna58013593_999.html


15 posted on 04/24/2025 9:45:26 AM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: dayglored

Orange Dye #45 and #47 banned.


16 posted on 04/24/2025 9:56:11 AM PDT by bigbob (Yes. We ARE going back!)
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To: Thank You Rush

Trump would look younger in crew cut hair. Senator Lee of Utah looks younger with very short hair. Trump has large bald areas on head, and it looks weird trying to cover up those. There is no stigma for a man to get bald at age 78.


17 posted on 04/24/2025 9:57:51 AM PDT by Bobbyvotes (I am in mid-80's and I am not gonna change my opinions.)
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18 posted on 04/24/2025 5:20:16 PM PDT by T.B. Yoits
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To: T.B. Yoits

Hahahaha looks great!!


19 posted on 04/24/2025 6:00:25 PM PDT by Bobbyvotes (I am in mid-80's and I am not gonna change my opinions.)
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