my brain had such a disconnect when reading this story like I might be reading about bat boy
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To: RummyChick
Has anyone notified Agent Mulder about this?
2 posted on
04/03/2025 5:58:10 PM PDT by
E. Pluribus Unum
(Democrats are the Party of anger, hate and violence.)
To: RummyChick
April Fools Day was Tuesday, right? RIGHT??!?!?
5 posted on
04/03/2025 5:59:59 PM PDT by
dayglored
(This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
To: RummyChick; RoosterRedux
PING!.....................
6 posted on
04/03/2025 6:00:01 PM PDT by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
To: RummyChick
This reads like a really bad science fiction short story.
Lol.
7 posted on
04/03/2025 6:00:10 PM PDT by
cgbg
(It was not us. It was them--all along.)
To: RummyChick
8 posted on
04/03/2025 6:00:24 PM PDT by
Smellin Salt
(AT A POLITICAL )
To: RummyChick
Quix would have loved this story.
9 posted on
04/03/2025 6:00:37 PM PDT by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: RummyChick
13 posted on
04/03/2025 6:04:02 PM PDT by
Sicon
("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
To: RummyChick
Sure...the Soviets would have never planted a massively unique story with a select person, and then see if the CIA picked up on it.
This is moronic.
14 posted on
04/03/2025 6:04:03 PM PDT by
DesertRhino
(2016 Star Wars, 2020 The Empire Strikes Back, 2025... RETURN OF THE JEDI...)
To: RummyChick
Ben Grimm ?

The original Orange Man /Rock Man
To: RummyChick
I remember a wizard, name of Gandalf, I believe, doing this to some unpleasant cave trolls, after they seemed to have trussed up a dozen dwarfs and argued about how to prepare them for eating.
The trolls must have lost track of time, the sun started to come up and this wizard cracked a boulder in half with his staff, the rays hit them and they turned to stone.
I was just herding my swine to market, hiding behind a tree—didn’t want any trouble, pretty shocking. Of course I called the shirereff and turned the troublemaker in.
21 posted on
04/03/2025 6:11:47 PM PDT by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
To: RummyChick
So a space craft that survived an intergalactic trip was easily shot down.
24 posted on
04/03/2025 6:13:54 PM PDT by
SkyDancer
( ~ Am Yisrael Chai ~)
To: RummyChick
27 posted on
04/03/2025 6:19:34 PM PDT by
clee1
(We use 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 2 to pull a trigger. I'm lazy and don't wish to smile.)
To: RummyChick
Art Bell had a story where talks between the aliens and the US government broke down and the aliens basically shot themselves an escape route.
28 posted on
04/03/2025 6:19:43 PM PDT by
Jonty30
(I can promise I can land any plane that is in the air, because gravity only moves in one direction.)
To: RummyChick; SunkenCiv
To: RummyChick
Two days late for April Fool.
33 posted on
04/03/2025 6:23:14 PM PDT by
rfp1234
(E Porcibus Unum)
To: RummyChick
And! It can now be REVEALED!
Elvis was flying the UFO!
Film At 11!
To: RummyChick
Daily Mail, Russia, and Aliens all collide in a perfect storm.
To: RummyChick
Awe, c’mon. Everyone knows angry aliens always burn humans down with zorch-ray guns.
42 posted on
04/03/2025 6:34:32 PM PDT by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: RummyChick
Oh nonsense.
44 posted on
04/03/2025 6:38:41 PM PDT by
Harmless Teddy Bear
( Not my circus. Not my monkeys. But I can pick out the clowns at 100 yards.)
To: RummyChick
Looks like Medusa has nothing on these five aliens when it comes to turning people into stone!
45 posted on
04/03/2025 6:39:08 PM PDT by
dowcaet
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