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my brain had such a disconnect when reading this story like I might be reading about bat boy

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1 posted on 04/03/2025 5:55:48 PM PDT by RummyChick
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Has anyone notified Agent Mulder about this?


2 posted on 04/03/2025 5:58:10 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Democrats are the Party of anger, hate and violence.)
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April Fools Day was Tuesday, right? RIGHT??!?!?


5 posted on 04/03/2025 5:59:59 PM PDT by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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PING!.....................


6 posted on 04/03/2025 6:00:01 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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This reads like a really bad science fiction short story.

Lol.


7 posted on 04/03/2025 6:00:10 PM PDT by cgbg (It was not us. It was them--all along.)
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Such BS


8 posted on 04/03/2025 6:00:24 PM PDT by Smellin Salt (AT A POLITICAL )
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Quix would have loved this story.


9 posted on 04/03/2025 6:00:37 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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13 posted on 04/03/2025 6:04:02 PM PDT by Sicon ("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
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Sure...the Soviets would have never planted a massively unique story with a select person, and then see if the CIA picked up on it.

This is moronic.


14 posted on 04/03/2025 6:04:03 PM PDT by DesertRhino (2016 Star Wars, 2020 The Empire Strikes Back, 2025... RETURN OF THE JEDI...)
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Ben Grimm ?

The original Orange Man /Rock Man

17 posted on 04/03/2025 6:06:49 PM PDT by OldHarbor
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I remember a wizard, name of Gandalf, I believe, doing this to some unpleasant cave trolls, after they seemed to have trussed up a dozen dwarfs and argued about how to prepare them for eating.
The trolls must have lost track of time, the sun started to come up and this wizard cracked a boulder in half with his staff, the rays hit them and they turned to stone.
I was just herding my swine to market, hiding behind a tree—didn’t want any trouble, pretty shocking. Of course I called the shirereff and turned the troublemaker in.


21 posted on 04/03/2025 6:11:47 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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So a space craft that survived an intergalactic trip was easily shot down.


24 posted on 04/03/2025 6:13:54 PM PDT by SkyDancer ( ~ Am Yisrael Chai ~)
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FFS


27 posted on 04/03/2025 6:19:34 PM PDT by clee1 (We use 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 2 to pull a trigger. I'm lazy and don't wish to smile.)
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Art Bell had a story where talks between the aliens and the US government broke down and the aliens basically shot themselves an escape route.


28 posted on 04/03/2025 6:19:43 PM PDT by Jonty30 (I can promise I can land any plane that is in the air, because gravity only moves in one direction.)
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29 posted on 04/03/2025 6:21:05 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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Two days late for April Fool.


33 posted on 04/03/2025 6:23:14 PM PDT by rfp1234 (E Porcibus Unum)
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And! It can now be REVEALED!

Elvis was flying the UFO!

Film At 11!


34 posted on 04/03/2025 6:23:49 PM PDT by Ronaldus Magnus III (Do, or do not, there is no try)
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Daily Mail, Russia, and Aliens all collide in a perfect storm.

36 posted on 04/03/2025 6:25:52 PM PDT by Right_Wing_Madman
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Awe, c’mon. Everyone knows angry aliens always burn humans down with zorch-ray guns.


42 posted on 04/03/2025 6:34:32 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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Oh nonsense.
44 posted on 04/03/2025 6:38:41 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear ( Not my circus. Not my monkeys. But I can pick out the clowns at 100 yards.)
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Looks like Medusa has nothing on these five aliens when it comes to turning people into stone!


45 posted on 04/03/2025 6:39:08 PM PDT by dowcaet
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