Dinosaur Burma Shave Signs (mega super duper vanity)

Boredom | 1/2/25 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

Someone posted a thread about a 'Dinosaur superhighway.'

It got me thinking, and that's never going to turn out well.

Imagine if dinosaurs drove cars and had those Burma Shave signs.
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No matter how hard
You sweat and toil
See, in the end
You’ll become oil.

BURMA SHAVE
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When it comes to rocks
Don’t be annoyed
Just watch out for
That asteroid.

BURMA SHAVE
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You may think yourself
An apex creature,
But no matter what,
T.Rex will eat’chya.

BURMA SHAVE
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Your turn. 😂😮😁😉🤣😁😮😂😊😍

[telescope115]

Those are great! Thanks!

[SunkenCiv]

• 'Dinosaur Highway' With 166-Million-Year-Old Footprints Found in Quarry [01/02/2025]

[Blue Collar Christian]

Maybe you could add “I can’t breath.” to your poster.

[SunkenCiv]

"This is directed at *me*, isn't it?"

[Candor7]

No lady likes

To snuggle and dine

Without Sharp Spikes

Along your spine

BURMA SHAVE !

[sauropod]

Don’t lose your head
To gain a minute.
You need your head
Your brains are in it.
Burma Shave

A real-life sign hanging in my bathroom that I picked up in an antique shop.

Really.

[mfish13]

Only one I remember:

Politicians say,
Campaign Confusing.
Babies Kiss Me,
Since I’ve been Using,
Burma Shave

[MayflowerMadam]

That’s a great one!

[sauropod]

I’ve actually been to Seligman.

[sauropod]

*waves*

[luvie]

Thirty Days
Hath September
Apri, June
And The Speed Offender
BURMA SHAVE

[Taxman]

ping

[stylin19a]

The Tarbosaurus size is # 2

[stylin19a]

And if you are not sure what to do

[stylin19a]

make sure

[stylin19a]

he doesn’t do #2 on you

[stylin19a]

Burma Shave

[doorgunner69]

I remember those from out interminable road trips as a kid.

Going through a lot of states, not much else to see.

[Allegra]

Love this thread!

I’m not worthy. :D

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No lady likes to snuggle or dine
Accompanied by a porcupine

Burma Shave

[Slings and Arrows]

Rhymes are hard
I am lazy
Don’t catch rabies
You’ll go crazy

BURMA SHAVE