Dinosaur Burma Shave Signs (mega super duper vanity)

Boredom | 1/2/25 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

Someone posted a thread about a 'Dinosaur superhighway.'

It got me thinking, and that's never going to turn out well.

Imagine if dinosaurs drove cars and had those Burma Shave signs.
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No matter how hard
You sweat and toil
See, in the end
You’ll become oil.

BURMA SHAVE
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When it comes to rocks
Don’t be annoyed
Just watch out for
That asteroid.

BURMA SHAVE
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You may think yourself
An apex creature,
But no matter what,
T.Rex will eat’chya.

BURMA SHAVE
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Your turn. 😂😮😁😉🤣😁😮😂😊😍

[Lazamataz]

Every now and again, we need to lighten up.

[SuperLuminal]

A true poet...

[Larry Lucido]

I take it you are a Paleo conservative.

[jacknhoo]

🤣

[oldplayer]

Thanks, Laz.

[Larry Lucido]

I’d hit that
But only if
It shaves first
Burma Shave

[Ezekiel]

Every now and again, we need to lighten up.

The real reason dinosaurs went extinct.

They all went up in the Raptor.

[Mackie_Messer]

I touched my friend
And he touched me
And now we swing...
From tree to tree
MONKEY POX

[Billthedrill]

Don't disdain
That monkey face
Before too long
They'll own the place.

BURMA SHAVE

[Olog-hai]

[Larry Lucido]

Myanmar

It will always be Burma to me.

[MayflowerMadam]

Ben met Anna
Made a hit
Ben grew a beard
Ben-Anna split

Burma Shave

(That’s the only one I remember.)

[aumrl]

LOL
what the wolld needs
BBurma Shave

[Rio]

Avoid that tar pit
Try not to sink
If you can’t evolve
you’ll go extinct

[LittleBillyInfidel]

The dinosaur that's driving your car right now?

He should have exited 4 years back.

Next stop: Trump - mile marker 47

[KarlInOhio]

Pay no attention
to Darwin’s words.
Evolution is
just for the birds.
Burma Shave

[Governor Dinwiddie]

LOL. Brings back memories. Long long ago.

[gundog]

Your fate is sealed,

The way you’re headed,

Reg’lar, ethyl,

Or unleaded.

Burma Shave.

[caddie]

I’m poikilothermic
With an axial skeleton.
I’ve found this road!
I’ll sell my Peloton.
Burma Shave.

[knarf]

https://youtu.be/195wKEs_nhk?t=6