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Dinosaur Burma Shave Signs (mega super duper vanity)
Boredom | 1/2/25 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 01/02/2025 2:59:31 PM PST by Lazamataz

Someone posted a thread about a 'Dinosaur superhighway.'

It got me thinking, and that's never going to turn out well.

Imagine if dinosaurs drove cars and had those Burma Shave signs.
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No matter how hard
You sweat and toil
See, in the end
Youโ€™ll become oil.

BURMA SHAVE
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When it comes to rocks
Donโ€™t be annoyed
Just watch out for
That asteroid.

BURMA SHAVE
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You may think yourself
An apex creature,
But no matter what,
T.Rex will eatโ€™chya.

BURMA SHAVE
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Your turn. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: burmashave; freepun; humor; jokes; memes; storkzilla; vanity
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Every now and again, we need to lighten up.


1 posted on 01/02/2025 2:59:31 PM PST by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz

A true poet...


2 posted on 01/02/2025 3:01:47 PM PST by SuperLuminal
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To: Lazamataz

I take it you are a Paleo conservative.


3 posted on 01/02/2025 3:02:19 PM PST by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: Lazamataz

๐Ÿคฃ


4 posted on 01/02/2025 3:02:27 PM PST by jacknhoo (Luke 12:51; Think ye, that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, no; but separation.)
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To: Lazamataz

Thanks, Laz.


5 posted on 01/02/2025 3:03:30 PM PST by oldplayer
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To: Lazamataz

I’d hit that
But only if
It shaves first
Burma Shave


6 posted on 01/02/2025 3:04:12 PM PST by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: Lazamataz
Every now and again, we need to lighten up.

The real reason dinosaurs went extinct.

They all went up in the Raptor.

7 posted on 01/02/2025 3:04:24 PM PST by Ezekiel (๐Ÿ†˜๏ธ "Come fly with US". ๐Ÿ”ด Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS โ™‚๏ธ, aka every man)
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To: Lazamataz

I touched my friend
And he touched me
And now we swing...
From tree to tree
MONKEY POX


8 posted on 01/02/2025 3:05:10 PM PST by Mackie_Messer
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To: Lazamataz
Don't disdain
That monkey face
Before too long
They'll own the place.

BURMA SHAVE

9 posted on 01/02/2025 3:06:15 PM PST by Billthedrill
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10 posted on 01/02/2025 3:06:24 PM PST by Olog-hai ("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
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To: Olog-hai; gundog

Myanmar

It will always be Burma to me.


11 posted on 01/02/2025 3:08:43 PM PST by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: Lazamataz

Ben met Anna
Made a hit
Ben grew a beard
Ben-Anna split

Burma Shave

(That’s the only one I remember.)


12 posted on 01/02/2025 3:12:26 PM PST by MayflowerMadam (It's hard not to celebrate the fall of bad people. - Bongino)
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To: Lazamataz

LOL
what the wolld needs
BBurma Shave


13 posted on 01/02/2025 3:14:25 PM PST by aumrl (let's keep it real Conservatives )
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To: Lazamataz

Avoid that tar pit
Try not to sink
If you can’t evolve
you’ll go extinct


14 posted on 01/02/2025 3:15:24 PM PST by Rio
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To: Lazamataz
The dinosaur that's driving your car right now?

He should have exited 4 years back.

Next stop: Trump - mile marker 47

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15 posted on 01/02/2025 3:16:07 PM PST by LittleBillyInfidel (This tagline has been formatted to fit the screen. Some content has been edited.)
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To: Lazamataz

Pay no attention
to Darwin’s words.
Evolution is
just for the birds.
Burma Shave


16 posted on 01/02/2025 3:18:32 PM PST by KarlInOhio (Now unburdened by the Biden/Harris administration that has been.)
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To: Lazamataz
LOL. Brings back memories. Long long ago.

17 posted on 01/02/2025 3:27:27 PM PST by Governor Dinwiddie ( O give thanks unto the Lord, for He is gracious, and His mercy endureth forever. โ€” Psalm 106)
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To: Lazamataz

Your fate is sealed,

The way youโ€™re headed,

Regโ€™lar, ethyl,

Or unleaded.

Burma Shave.

18 posted on 01/02/2025 3:30:32 PM PST by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. the )
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To: Lazamataz

I’m poikilothermic
With an axial skeleton.
I’ve found this road!
I’ll sell my Peloton.
Burma Shave.


19 posted on 01/02/2025 3:36:59 PM PST by caddie
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To: LittleBillyInfidel

https://youtu.be/195wKEs_nhk?t=6


20 posted on 01/02/2025 3:38:00 PM PST by knarf (Ther )
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