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Dinosaur Burma Shave Signs (mega super duper vanity)
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| 1/2/25
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 01/02/2025 2:59:31 PM PST by Lazamataz
Someone posted a thread about a 'Dinosaur superhighway.'
It got me thinking, and that's never going to turn out well.
Imagine if dinosaurs drove cars and had those Burma Shave signs.
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No matter how hard
You sweat and toil
See, in the end
Youโll become oil.
BURMA SHAVE
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When it comes to rocks
Donโt be annoyed
Just watch out for
That asteroid.
BURMA SHAVE
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You may think yourself
An apex creature,
But no matter what,
T.Rex will eatโchya.
BURMA SHAVE
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Your turn. ๐๐ฎ๐๐๐คฃ๐๐ฎ๐๐๐
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: burmashave; freepun; humor; jokes; memes; storkzilla; vanity
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Every now and again, we need to lighten up.
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posted on
01/02/2025 2:59:31 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
I take it you are a Paleo conservative.
3
posted on
01/02/2025 3:02:19 PM PST
by
Larry Lucido
(Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
To: Lazamataz
4
posted on
01/02/2025 3:02:27 PM PST
by
jacknhoo
(Luke 12:51; Think ye, that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, no; but separation.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
01/02/2025 3:03:30 PM PST
by
oldplayer
To: Lazamataz
I’d hit that
But only if
It shaves first
Burma Shave
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posted on
01/02/2025 3:04:12 PM PST
by
Larry Lucido
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To: Lazamataz
Every now and again, we need to lighten up. The real reason dinosaurs went extinct.
They all went up in the Raptor.
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posted on
01/02/2025 3:04:24 PM PST
by
Ezekiel
(๐๏ธ "Come fly with US". ๐ด Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS โ๏ธ, aka every man)
To: Lazamataz
I touched my friend
And he touched me
And now we swing...
From tree to tree
MONKEY POX
To: Lazamataz
Don't disdain
That monkey face
Before too long
They'll own the place.
BURMA SHAVE
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posted on
01/02/2025 3:06:24 PM PST
by
Olog-hai
("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
To: Olog-hai; gundog
Myanmar
It will always be Burma to me.
11
posted on
01/02/2025 3:08:43 PM PST
by
Larry Lucido
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To: Lazamataz
Ben met Anna
Made a hit
Ben grew a beard
Ben-Anna split
Burma Shave
(That’s the only one I remember.)
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posted on
01/02/2025 3:12:26 PM PST
by
MayflowerMadam
(It's hard not to celebrate the fall of bad people. - Bongino)
To: Lazamataz
LOL
what the wolld needs
BBurma Shave
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posted on
01/02/2025 3:14:25 PM PST
by
aumrl
(let's keep it real Conservatives )
To: Lazamataz
Avoid that tar pit
Try not to sink
If you can’t evolve
you’ll go extinct
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posted on
01/02/2025 3:15:24 PM PST
by
Rio
To: Lazamataz
The dinosaur that's driving your car right now?
He should have exited 4 years back.
Next stop: Trump - mile marker 47
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posted on
01/02/2025 3:16:07 PM PST
by
LittleBillyInfidel
(This tagline has been formatted to fit the screen. Some content has been edited.)
To: Lazamataz
Pay no attention
to Darwin’s words.
Evolution is
just for the birds.
Burma Shave
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posted on
01/02/2025 3:18:32 PM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(Now unburdened by the Biden/Harris administration that has been.)
To: Lazamataz
LOL. Brings back memories. Long long ago.
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posted on
01/02/2025 3:27:27 PM PST
by
Governor Dinwiddie
( O give thanks unto the Lord, for He is gracious, and His mercy endureth forever. โ Psalm 106)
To: Lazamataz

Your fate is sealed,
The way youโre headed,
Regโlar, ethyl,
Or unleaded.
Burma Shave.
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posted on
01/02/2025 3:30:32 PM PST
by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. the )
To: Lazamataz
I’m poikilothermic
With an axial skeleton.
I’ve found this road!
I’ll sell my Peloton.
Burma Shave.
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posted on
01/02/2025 3:36:59 PM PST
by
caddie
To: LittleBillyInfidel
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posted on
01/02/2025 3:38:00 PM PST
by
knarf
(Ther )
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