Posted on 10/20/2024 2:00:17 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
DETROIT, MI — Sources within the fundraising wing of the Trump campaign report that they recently raised several million dollars in fewer than 12 hours after Trump introduced the new catchphrase "How much would you pay not to hear Kamala talk?"
According to Doug Jameson, a Trump staffer, the phrase has been incredibly effective at getting average Americans to cough up some cash for Trump. "As it turns out, people are really, really motivated by the prospect of not having to listen to Kamala Harris for the next four years," Jameson said. "I can't believe we didn't think of this earlier — the donations just keep rolling in."
According to Trump, the phrase is one of the best catchphrases he's ever come up with.
"I was listening to Kamala talk, and it was so painful, and I wondered how much money I would pay to not have to listen to her," said Trump. "And I realized I would pay a lot of money, so much money. And so I had maybe the best idea anyone has ever had, that we should ask everyone to just donate the amount they would pay to not have to hear her talk ever again. Let me tell you folks, the dollars, they are coming in so fast, it's so fabulous. Very good. So much winning!"
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
It’d be nice if it were true.
And tie her hands too...this flailing thing drives me nuts...
“this flailing thing drives me nuts”
No kidding. I saw a video yesterday with TWELVE clips of her flapping arms. In every one of them, she was calling Trump Hitler. Her arm flapping makes HER look just like Hitler.
OMG! I was so hoping this was not the Bee.
Yes it could be a legit marketing campaign that would do really well.
LOL
I’m tapped out. I already donated about 3X as much as I originally thought I could handle but this pitch would be a serious temptation if it was real. :)
Cannot put a dollar amount on that priceless!!!!!
My second reason for voting for Trump. MAKE HER GO AWAY!!!
WOW!
Now that’s a clever (albeit obvious, in retrospect) fundraising campaign
HA HA!
She is indeed a misery to have to listen to
Even if this weren’t satire, I don’t think we have to worry about hearing her talk once the election is over.
She’ll go hole up in the White House and have someone else do all the dirty work while she just rubber stamp signs papers.
Just some Babylon Bee, but I'd guess that would work.
This is really something Donald would say.
Yep. I assumed it was true, even after seeing it’s Babylon Bee.
I’ve read that you can lose 40 percent of your blood and still survive with fast enough treatment.
I’d take the risk to not hear her talk for four years as POTUS
i can’t believe i even have to use those words!!
Trump must win and I think he’s heading towards cheat proof numbers.
I am not sure what’s worse the cackling or the shrieking.
There! Fixed it!
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