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Study Shows 10 Out Of 10 Babies Prefer Female Boobs
Babylon Bee ^ | 2/19/24 | staff

Posted on 02/19/2024 3:51:01 PM PST by CFW

A new study from the National Institutes of Health has found that 10 out of 10 newborn babies greatly prefer female boobs over man boobs.

The study, which looked at over 12,000 infants in labor and delivery facilities across the nation, found the results were universal and had no exceptions whatsoever.

"In virtually every case, we found that babies much preferred a mother's breastmilk over the artificial drug-induced green fetish fluid squeezed out of the gross male nipple of a trans person," said Dr. Bob Bill, who led the study. "This may indicate a serious transphobia problem in the baby community."

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TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: babies; babylonbee; boobs; breastfeeding; manboobs
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To: CFW

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21 posted on 02/19/2024 4:33:12 PM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: CFW

Babyon Bee does it again!


22 posted on 02/19/2024 4:35:27 PM PST by Cold_Red_Steel
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To: CFW

“green fetish fluid”

Maybe the author meant “fetid.”

Of course trannyism IS a fetish…


23 posted on 02/19/2024 4:41:27 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom (“Occupy your mind with good thoughts or your enemy will fill them with bad ones.” ~ Thomas More)
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To: EvilCapitalist
His baby seems quite content…


24 posted on 02/19/2024 4:45:18 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom (“Occupy your mind with good thoughts or your enemy will fill them with bad ones.” ~ Thomas More)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

That poor kid is going to be scarred for life.


25 posted on 02/19/2024 4:49:59 PM PST by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children)
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To: EvilCapitalist

AND his “girlfriend.”

“My, your boobs are extra-firm today, Pete.”


26 posted on 02/19/2024 4:54:05 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom (“Occupy your mind with good thoughts or your enemy will fill them with bad ones.” ~ Thomas More)
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To: EvilCapitalist

Twitchy has a pretty good thread on the article.

https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2024/02/19/nhs-trans-womens-milk-as-good-as-breast-milk-n2393073


27 posted on 02/19/2024 4:55:13 PM PST by CFW (I will not comply!)
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To: KarlInOhio

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FzJmB7QxMZk&pp=ygUkRmFtaWx5IGd1eSwgcGV0ZXIgYnJlYWR0ZmVlZHMgZHRld2ll


28 posted on 02/19/2024 4:56:05 PM PST by gundog ( It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: dynachrome

LOL!!!


29 posted on 02/19/2024 5:11:52 PM PST by Enterprise
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To: verum ago

Study shows 10 out of 10 Democrats prefer Male Rectums. Especially in Senate conference rooms.


30 posted on 02/19/2024 5:29:51 PM PST by OHPatriot (Si vis pacem, para bellum)
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To: CFW

Biden’s “Booty-Juice” Transportation Secretary might differ.


31 posted on 02/19/2024 6:47:42 PM PST by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, Democrats believe every day is April 15th.)
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To: EvilCapitalist
> That poor kid is going to be scarred for life.

Wait until he grows up enough to understand that he spent his earliest days sucking on a guy's fake plastic tit. If the kid is even the least bit a normal adolescent male, he'll freak. You can never get that experience back.

"Traditional" bottle feeding is not great, but nobody is pretending it's a tit. It's a bottle. Kids understand. There's no pretending going on.

We are doomed.

32 posted on 02/19/2024 7:51:04 PM PST by dayglored (Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords! Arthur Pendragon in 2024)
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To: dayglored

You are right there.


33 posted on 02/19/2024 7:55:03 PM PST by crusty old prospector
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