Study Shows 10 Out Of 10 Babies Prefer Female Boobs

Babylon Bee ^ | 2/19/24 | staff

[CFW]

A new study from the National Institutes of Health has found that 10 out of 10 newborn babies greatly prefer female boobs over man boobs.

The study, which looked at over 12,000 infants in labor and delivery facilities across the nation, found the results were universal and had no exceptions whatsoever.

"In virtually every case, we found that babies much preferred a mother's breastmilk over the artificial drug-induced green fetish fluid squeezed out of the gross male nipple of a trans person," said Dr. Bob Bill, who led the study. "This may indicate a serious transphobia problem in the baby community."

[CFW]

Babylon Bee nails it one more time!

[verum ago]

"Then the babies are wrong!"

[Mark17]

👍👍👍👍👍

[verum ago]

At publishing time, the authors of the study had pulled their results, apologized to the trans community, and begged to keep their jobs.
Unfortunately the above is yet another case of the Bee being indistinguishable from reality...

[drwoof]

Indeed. The Lunatics have take control, and they will never, ever, give it up; it will have to be taken back from them.

[EvilCapitalist]

I prefer female boobs too.

[EvilCapitalist]

Don’t forget Mare Pete who chest feeds.

[Mark17]

What’s seen, can’t be unseen. 😆

[PGalt]

I’m a big old baby.
😎

[Secret Agent Man]

For sucking on and play, I agree with the babies. For lifting things and doing hard work, strong manly chest is preferred.

[packagingguy]

“drug-induced green fetish fluid squeezed out of the gross male nipple of a trans person”

I really didn’t need to read that.

[dynachrome]

[EvilCapitalist]

Lol!

[hecticskeptic]

Hahahaha... too perfect!

[Jamestown1630]

Biological Women - 10
Chest Feeders - 0

[Tell It Right]

If my wife replaced her package with man-boobs I’d count it grounds for divorce.

[EvilCapitalist]

Mare Pete is saddened.

[butlerweave]

ROFL

[nickcarraway]

They are making milk out of powder, daddy-o Got the baby's crying, oh, baby Rich gone up higher, yes, it is Got the parents lying

Johnny Guitar Watson - A real mother for ya (Lyrics)

[KarlInOhio]

Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind.

-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"