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Trump Endorses Bud Light, Names Dylan Mulvaney As Running Mate
Babylon Bee ^
| Feb 7, 2024
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 02/08/2024 8:37:00 AM PST by dayglored
PALM BEACH. FL — In a surprise move, former President Donald Trump endorsed Bud Light as the "Official Beer Of MAGA" and announced trans icon Dylan Mulvany as his running mate in the 2024 election.
"Dylan Mulvaney is the greatest woman, the most fantastic woman, anyone who doesn't think so is a total RINO," said Trump at the announcement. "When you think of making America great, you think of baseball, Donald Trump, drinking Bud Light, and Dylan Mulvaney. We're going to take America back, believe me."
The controversial pick was met with immediate applause from the crowd at Trump's rally, who praised Bud Light's incredible taste and the radiant femininity of Dylan Mulvaney.
"Woo! I love Bud Light and trans women!! MAGA forever!" shouted Trump supporter Dale Miller. "No one knows how to bring back the soul of America like Trump. Hey Dylan! Hold my legs up so I can do a Bud Light keg stand!"
As of publishing time, Dylan Mulvany had graciously accepted Trump's invitation to join him on the GOP ticket and was working to unite Trump's base around the former president's new campaign slogan "Make America Gay Again".
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; budlight; dylanmulvaney; nevertrumpersbelieve; satire; trump
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IT'S THE BEE !!!
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posted on
02/08/2024 8:37:00 AM PST
by
dayglored
To: dayglored
LOL!
BTW, that fake grin on Pervert Mulvaney looks like a Disney character:
Creepy ...
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posted on
02/08/2024 8:42:23 AM PST
by
NorthMountain
(... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
To: dayglored
That one’s gonna leave a mark.
Trump would be wise to NOT to rage-tweet against the Bee.
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posted on
02/08/2024 8:42:29 AM PST
by
DoodleBob
(Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s²)
To: dayglored
Talk about the bee jumping the shark.
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posted on
02/08/2024 8:42:35 AM PST
by
eclectic
(Liberalism is a mental disorder)
To: dayglored
LOL, great stuff, as usual.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
"We're going to take America back
More like, "We're going to take America aback"
LOL !!!
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posted on
02/08/2024 8:43:22 AM PST
by
Eccl 10:2
(Prov 3:5 --- "Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and lean not on your own understanding")
To: eclectic
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posted on
02/08/2024 8:44:26 AM PST
by
NorthMountain
(... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
To: dayglored
Oof...
Read the headline first - *shock* - then looked to see it was the Bee. Oof...
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posted on
02/08/2024 8:45:19 AM PST
by
Jim W N
(MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
To: dayglored
"Dylan Mulvaney is the greatest woman, the most fantastic woman, anyone who doesn't think so is a total RINO," said Trump at the announcement. "When you think of making America great, you think of baseball, Donald Trump, drinking Bud Light, and Dylan Mulvaney. We're going to take America back, believe me. I love the Bee, but Trump doesn't drink any alcohol, even watered down Clydesdale piss from AB.
It is in their mode of operation but usually they get all of the REAL FACTS correct, so this time, shame on the Bee.
I did laugh at it, even though I know the msm will run it as real news.
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posted on
02/08/2024 8:52:12 AM PST
by
USS Alaska
(NUKE ALL MOOSELIMB TERRORISTS, NOW.)
To: dayglored
Trump deserved that.
Well done Bee.
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posted on
02/08/2024 8:54:05 AM PST
by
moovova
("The NEXT election is the most important election of our lifetimes!“ LOL...)
To: eclectic
Jumping the shark? They are spot on. As always.
To: USS Alaska
So wait a minute, “shame on the Bee”... but you laughed at it?
Can’t make this stuff up......
To: USS Alaska
I love the Bee, but Trump doesn't drink any alcohol, even watered down Clydesdale piss from AB.
It didn't say he drank it, just that Americans THINK of drinking it. Trump is a teetotaler but no Puritan. He had his own brand of Vodka, so he can talk about thinking about drinking Bud Light. Around here, it looks like Hispanics are keeping the brand afloat. They don't care about boycotts. They like sale prices.
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posted on
02/08/2024 9:01:46 AM PST
by
Dr. Sivana
("If you can’t say something nice . . . say the Rosary." [Red Badger])
To: dayglored
NOT FUNNY! I almost tossed my cookies when I read that.
To: dayglored
We need the Bee to help set boundaries for #45.
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posted on
02/08/2024 9:02:46 AM PST
by
Dr. Sivana
("If you can’t say something nice . . . say the Rosary." [Red Badger])
To: eclectic
I know. How DARRRRRRRRRRRRRRE they criticize our Stable Genius.
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posted on
02/08/2024 9:03:59 AM PST
by
Captainpaintball
(America needs a Conservative DICTATOR if it hopes to survive. )
To: Dr. Sivana
If Trump manages to get back in the White House, will he be #45 or #47?
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posted on
02/08/2024 9:04:26 AM PST
by
NorthMountain
(... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
To: NorthMountain
#47, because that’s how they handled Grover Cleveland.
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posted on
02/08/2024 9:08:00 AM PST
by
Dr. Sivana
("If you can’t say something nice . . . say the Rosary." [Red Badger])
To: NorthMountain
To: Dr. Sivana
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posted on
02/08/2024 9:08:51 AM PST
by
NorthMountain
(... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
To: dayglored
I didn’t find this funny. For something to be funny, there must be a grain of truth to it (Rush Limbaugh). No grain of truth here…not funny.
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posted on
02/08/2024 9:17:08 AM PST
by
SFmom
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