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New Boeing Features Larger Lavatories So All-Female Crews Can Go To Bathroom Together
Babylon Bee ^ | Jan 12, 2024 | Babylon Bee Staff

Posted on 01/14/2024 11:18:42 AM PST by dayglored

ARLINGTON, VA — In an announcement that comes on the heels of history-making achievements in flight crew diversity, aerospace giant Boeing has revealed its new aircraft features larger lavatories so all-female crews can go to the bathroom together.

Similar to the celebration of aircraft manned by an all-female crew, the announcement of extra-large bathrooms aboard the new airplanes was hailed as an enormous step forward that will allow these female flight crews to continue the time-honored-yet-mysterious tradition of women traveling to the bathroom in groups.

"Our groundbreaking female crew members have spoken, and we have heard them," said Boeing CEO Dave Calhoun. "Never again shall any female member of our flight crews worry about having to go to the lavatory alone. Why do women do that? I have no idea, but they'll now be able to do it on board our new aircraft."

When reached for comment, a female airline pilot expressed excitement over the decision. "We just keep making history every day it seems," said Captain Nancy Green. "You men will never understand why we all go to the bathroom in groups, but the fact that Boeing has made it possible to do it 35,000 feet above the ground is truly an amazing milestone."

At publishing time, the initial flight of the new Boeing model resulted in unexpected controversy due to calls from terrified passengers after the all-female flight crew left the plane unattended mid-flight to all go to the bathroom together.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; bathroom; boeing; diversity; femalecrew; lavatory; satire
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It's the Bee !!

> ...the time-honored-yet-mysterious tradition of women traveling to the bathroom in groups...

You know it's true.

1 posted on 01/14/2024 11:18:42 AM PST by dayglored
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To: dayglored

I’ve read more than enough serious, depressing stuff today, time for some funny stuff!


2 posted on 01/14/2024 11:20:43 AM PST by dayglored (Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords! Arthur Pendragon in 2024)
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To: dayglored

I predict a huge spike in the number of obese mile high club members.


3 posted on 01/14/2024 11:23:59 AM PST by DeplorablePaul
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To: dayglored

It’s all fun & games until someone loses an eye during some turbulence.


4 posted on 01/14/2024 11:26:33 AM PST by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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To: dayglored
Damn that Bee!

I was going to post: “finally a comfortable spot for the mile high club meetings!”…..

5 posted on 01/14/2024 11:28:03 AM PST by Lockbox (politicians, they all seemed like game show hosts to me.... Sting…)
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To: dayglored

Nikki Haley and other female politicians who are on the take from Boeing need a place to go.


6 posted on 01/14/2024 11:31:13 AM PST by Nextrush (FREEDOM IS EVERYBODY'S BUSINESS-REMEMBER REV. NIEMOLLER)
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To: dayglored
Can you imagine guys doing this? Seriously??
Guy#1: Hey I'll be right back, gonna hit the men's room.

Guy#2: Oooh, good idea, I'll come along with you.

Guy#1: Umm, I don't need help, thanks.


7 posted on 01/14/2024 11:33:19 AM PST by dayglored (Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords! Arthur Pendragon in 2024)
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To: dayglored

It is!

My girlfriends and I did that all of the time.

And no, I’m not telling you why ;)


8 posted on 01/14/2024 11:35:53 AM PST by TheWriterTX (🇺🇸✝️🙏🇮🇱)
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To: TheWriterTX
> And no, I’m not telling you why ;)

I saw this happen hundreds of times (decades ago when I was "going out" a lot). I generally attributed it to one or more of the following:

Any of those ring a bell?
9 posted on 01/14/2024 11:40:56 AM PST by dayglored (Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords! Arthur Pendragon in 2024)
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To: dayglored

Mysterious!


10 posted on 01/14/2024 11:43:52 AM PST by HIDEK6 (God bless Donald Trump. )
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To: dayglored

It’s their union meetings.


11 posted on 01/14/2024 11:45:20 AM PST by MortMan (Corduroy pillows are making headlines.)
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To: dayglored

Even when unplanned simultaneous access occurs, guys always follow the alternate-urinal rule.


12 posted on 01/14/2024 11:49:44 AM PST by bigbob
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To: bigbob
> Even when unplanned simultaneous access occurs, guys always follow the alternate-urinal rule.

Or if it's not possible to simply alternate, here's a handy guide.

Picking the Right Urinal (The Man's Book): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR-qQxA6qoA

13 posted on 01/14/2024 11:58:49 AM PST by dayglored (Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords! Arthur Pendragon in 2024)
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To: dayglored

With the arrival of new plane orders over the next couple of years I expect to see notes from passengers referring to the huge on-board latrines and wondering if there was anyone left in the cockpit.


14 posted on 01/14/2024 11:58:59 AM PST by arthurus ( covfefe ogu)
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To: dayglored

Yes, it is true, but we don’t go into the same stall!

Sad thing is that I was a few sentences in before I realized it was the Bee.


15 posted on 01/14/2024 12:01:35 PM PST by Bigg Red (Trump will be sworn in under a shower of confetti made from the tattered remains of the Rat Party.)
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To: TheWriterTX

In public places like movie theaters and restaurants it is a protective measure which has become more necessary with the advent of male “trannies” in the ladies’ room.


16 posted on 01/14/2024 12:02:12 PM PST by arthurus ( covfefe )
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To: dayglored

:)


17 posted on 01/14/2024 12:02:24 PM PST by Bigg Red (Trump will be sworn in under a shower of confetti made from the tattered remains of the Rat Party.)
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To: dayglored

To tell you the truth, I cannot give you a reason; we just have always done that.


18 posted on 01/14/2024 12:03:30 PM PST by Bigg Red (Trump will be sworn in under a shower of confetti made from the tattered remains of the Rat Party.)
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To: dayglored

I’ve got a meeting in the ladies room
I’ll be back real soon


19 posted on 01/14/2024 12:03:48 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: dayglored
A Postcard Depicting the Ladies’ Rest Room at the Curtis Publishing Offices.


20 posted on 01/14/2024 12:06:52 PM PST by ansel12 ((NATO warrior under Reagan, and RA under Nixon, bemoaning the pro-Russians from Vietnam to Ukraine.))
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