I predict a huge spike in the number of obese mile high club members.
A lady says to her friend:
“You know what, Helen, I’ve always wanted to pee off this bridge just like men do”
Her friend says “Yeah, go ahead there’s no one around, so..”
The lady goes over to the railing, drops her shorts, sticks her ass over the rail and says, “Come here, I’m going to pee right down there in that canoe.”
Her friend says, “That’s not a canoe, it’s your reflection.”
-Super Dave Osborne