Beverage Pretending To Be Beer Features Man Pretending To Be Woman

The Babylon Bee ^ | April 2, 2023 | The Babylon Bee

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

U.S. — In a match made in heaven, a beverage that tries to pass itself as beer has hired as its spokesperson a man trying to pass himself off as a woman.

"For decades, we've been putting carbonated backwash in a beer can and pretending it's beer," said Anheuser-Busch CEO Brendan Whitworth. "Who better to represent our brand than a guy throwing on a dress and pretending he's a woman?"

Long a staple drink of people who hate actual beer, Bud Light felt putting Dylan Mulvaney's face on a can would also attract people who hate actual women. "As a man acting out the most horrendously offensive stereotypes of women, Mulvaney taps into the soul of people who despise real women," said Mr. Whitworth. "As a company dedicated to serving those who detest real beer, the partnership made perfect sense. The new beer can just shouts, 'Come, enjoy this atrocious substitute for the real thing'."

While a few in the media questioned the move, so far Bud Light fans have welcomed drinking out of a can featuring the face of a guy with a little girl fetish. "It really completes the experience," said Bud Light fan Mason Olsen. "If that dude with his massive jaw can pretend to be a little girl - well, I can pretend this is real beer. It's pretty inspiring."

At publishing time, activists had resumed calling for America to stop keeping trans people invisible.

[House Atreides]

BUD LIGHT ———- The BEER for GIRLY-MEN worldwide. Also lapped up by SISSIES.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

I posted this comment before:

I was at a family birthday party for one of my grandkids, and NFL football was on the tube. An advert for Bud Lite came on. Our then nine year old grandson inquired “What’s Bud Lite?” My wife intervened with, “We don’t like Bud Lite.” His other grandmother joined in, inquiring of me, “We don’t like Bud Light, do we Paqa?”, Paqa being the grankids name for me. Always ready to help the ladies, I gallantly offered, “Give me a good Pilsner, a stout, or an ale, a decent lager, but that dishwater [there were children present] they call Bud Lite, never!” My wife shot her the don’t-encourage-him look. Being a good grandparent requires tact and experience.

[arthurus]

s this satire? “Backwash pretending to be beer” sounds like how it is, not satire.

[arthurus]

Bud Lite was never beer.

[Only1choice____Freedom]

my 1Sgt called it barley pop

[joshua c]

I LOVE IT

[joshua c]

bud light

now with more estrogen!!

[joshua c]

just imagine a bunch of construction workers sitting around drinking beer

and someone pulls out a bud light

let the merriment begin

there will be a dent in sales

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

LOL! Try Florida Man double IPA instead, by Cigar City Brewing. Also, Florida Man Down Under (new).

[Songcraft]

Next, the little kinky-minx is hoping to get his counterfeit visage plastered on cans of fake -- I mean soy -- milk.
 

[Candor7]

Queer Beer... a must see:

https://rumble.com/v2gszxu-hilarious-reactions-to-bud-light-suicide-by-commercial.html