Posted on 04/03/2023 12:17:53 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
U.S. — In a match made in heaven, a beverage that tries to pass itself as beer has hired as its spokesperson a man trying to pass himself off as a woman.
"For decades, we've been putting carbonated backwash in a beer can and pretending it's beer," said Anheuser-Busch CEO Brendan Whitworth. "Who better to represent our brand than a guy throwing on a dress and pretending he's a woman?"
Long a staple drink of people who hate actual beer, Bud Light felt putting Dylan Mulvaney's face on a can would also attract people who hate actual women. "As a man acting out the most horrendously offensive stereotypes of women, Mulvaney taps into the soul of people who despise real women," said Mr. Whitworth. "As a company dedicated to serving those who detest real beer, the partnership made perfect sense. The new beer can just shouts, 'Come, enjoy this atrocious substitute for the real thing'."
While a few in the media questioned the move, so far Bud Light fans have welcomed drinking out of a can featuring the face of a guy with a little girl fetish. "It really completes the experience," said Bud Light fan Mason Olsen. "If that dude with his massive jaw can pretend to be a little girl - well, I can pretend this is real beer. It's pretty inspiring."
At publishing time, activists had resumed calling for America to stop keeping trans people invisible.
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Lol
Transbeer.
Yes indeed, it HAD to be The Bee.
I’m getting better at this.
Don’t get your Bud light near me, I’ll literally throw it across the room.
It’s non alcoholic and doesn’t get you off
Can’t believe I didn’t think of this first. It’s such an obvious connection.
At lease the Schlitz Malt Liquor label used to warn you about what you were going to get...
I seldom buy beer at a restaurant. When it made sense to do so, I was at a bit of a loss and said Budweiser, as I was sure it would be available. Next time I’ll say something else. Yuengling perhaps?
When did the Babylon Bee stop writing parodies?
What goes on in the minds of highly-paid advertising executives that makes them do this kind of thing? Do they really think that men, men watching sports, real men, are going to drink beer with a picture of a homosexual man who dresses like a woman?
Or are they so scared of the trans mob they will makes sales go down just to avoid the wrath of the angry abnormals?
Why can’t beer just be beer?
Androgens Bush is off my list. Period, or no period.
Guess Perrier drinkers will be motivated to switch to Bud. Not that they’ll notice any difference in the flavor.
Bud, the queen of beers.
The Spuds McKenzie ad campaign was not without its share of controversy. Shortly after Spuds' rise to fame, it was learned that the dog, portrayed as male in the ads, was actually female.
Every brand under this umbrella should be boycotted through the summer, at least. My favorite is in this list and if I can buy something else, anyone can.
These companies will keep pushing their woke crap because people are weak and let them get away with it. Silence is permission, silence is acceptance, silence is as bad as promoting the wokeness yourself.
Budweiser
Busch
Kona
Michelob
Rolling Rock
Shock Top
Natural
Johnny Appleseed
Landshark
Stella Artois
Hoegaarden
Lite-In-The-Loafers beer.
Aka watered-down horse pee that “identifies” as beer.
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