Posted on 01/14/2023 2:28:49 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
U.S. — After urging from environmental activists, the World Economic Forum, and Bill Nye the Science Guy, Arby's has changed its slogan to "We Have The Bugs."
"We felt it was time for us to shed our archaic, meat-centric image and promote a more environmentally-friendly cuisine," said Samber Rothborg, the new Chief Diversity Officer for Arby's. "It's important that we acknowledge our shameful past while charting a course forward into a more sustainable future for all of us." Rothborg's eyes then glazed over and she seemed to shut down like an android.
Arby's will now offer roast mealworms, roast crickets, and roast Pfizer mRNA protein cubes instead of their traditional offering of delicious food. Climate experts agree this move could contribute to a 0.0000000000003 degree global temperature drop within 52 trillion years. "Vee are pvoud of ze steps Arby's iz takink to save ze planet," said WEF Chairman Klaus Schwab.
At publishing time, Burger King had announced they were changing their slogan from "You Rule" to "Easily Digestible Protein Sources Such As Fried Grasshoppers Rule."
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The Bee is at it again. Great article...
+++++I read a bit....winced...then checked...THE BEE!!
Got me to the end of the whole first paragraph 🫣
Now White Castle...
Tried them once
Once.
“Almost had me, on this one. (I haven’t been to an ABs in years.)”
I only make it there about twice a year and it’s not for the beef. I like their Greek gyro and during the Spring / Summer the Chicken Salad Sandwich.
I remember when their RB was pretty good, many years ago.
“They stopped selling the potato cakes? Those were my favorite item there”
Yep, that is why I only get there 2x a year and only then because I get their rewards program discounts. Wifey was heartbroken when the Potato cakes went away.
This week at Aldis you have 1lb package of Beyond Meat on sale for $5.99
At the same time you can buy grass fed hamburger meat there for $5.39 per pound and ground lamb for ten cents more.
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Beyond Meat has a base of pea, brown rice, and mung bean protein; while Impossible Burger’s main ingredients are potato and pea protein.
“...their Greek gyro and during the Spring / Summer the Chicken Salad Sandwich.”
I will try them, soon. Thanks for the tip.
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