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Salvation Army No Longer Accepting Bills or Coins with White People on Them
BabylonBee ^ | Dec 17, 2021 | BabylonBee

Posted on 12/11/2022 10:55:11 AM PST by Retain Mike

ALEXANDRIA, VA—In an effort to root out racism, the Salvation Army announced they will no longer be accepting any donations in the form of bills or coins that have white people on them.

“Ever since we learned that racism is everywhere, all the time, ingrained in every aspect of life, we realized most U.S. currency depict the faces of white men who only did evil, racist things in their lives,” said the Commander-in-Chief of the Salvation Army, Clurvis Bellman. “We then decided the best way to feed, clothe, and comfort the poor and needy is to stop accepting money tarnished with the faces of men who were basically Hitler.”

This new policy has required some modifications to their standard donation procurement; red donation buckets seen outside of retail establishments will now be accompanied by a bell ringer, a money examiner, and a public shamer to loudly criticize the donor for trying to help the poor with evil, white supremacist money.

The Salvation Army later announced they have defeated racism and have also filed for bankruptcy.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Education; Humor; Religion
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To: Retain Mike

“All of God’s children then exercise these liberties for strongholds of competence and self-worth for building individual character and exalting the human spirit. Those defaulting to race or ethnicity to find acceptance and success are to be pitied.”
BY YOUR OWN WORDS YOU ARE JUDGED!
Simply breathtaking hypocrisy!


21 posted on 12/11/2022 11:45:31 AM PST by Theophilus 7
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To: Retain Mike; All

Hey, guys! This is from the Bee!

ROFL


22 posted on 12/11/2022 12:09:58 PM PST by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise (Land is simply a place I visit until I can return to the sea.)
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To: spel_grammer_an_punct_polise

I know it’s from the Bee. Still, I wonder what their donations look like after their screwup.


23 posted on 12/11/2022 12:16:37 PM PST by BozoTexino (RIP GOP)
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To: I want the USA back

Me, neither.

Here is a refresher of the Salvation Army guide that takes White People through admitting they are racist pieces of crap and how they need to apologize to everyone of color:

“-Denial of racism. We must stop denying the existence of individual and systemic/institutional racism. They exist, and are still at work to keep White Americans in power.

• Education about racism and inequality. We cannot rely on our Black and Brown brothers and sisters to educate us about racism, White supremacy and the inequalities that exist because of it.

• Defensiveness about race. We have to stop taking discussions about racism as a personal attack and instead be open to hearing about our blind spots. We all carry some bias, and the only way we will get past it is to talk about it

-Stop denying that White privilege exists and learn how it supports racial inequity. You may not feel privileged, but it is likely that you have been excused from numerous negative experiences, as well as benefitted positively simply because of your Whiteness. Denial of White privilege keeps the current systems affected by racism in place, and we must begin to change that.

-Have an honest awakening about race in your life. Books like White Awake and White Fragility can help, as well as earnest prayer and completing this resource.

• Take a personal inventory on race and discuss it with a friend. If you engage a trusted Black or Brown friend, please make sure they have the emotional and mental capacity to handle this.”

https://tinyurl.com/5n967ya8


24 posted on 12/11/2022 12:17:23 PM PST by Cowgirl of Justice
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To: Retain Mike; Sacajaweau
Well, this is a good opportunity to find someone who will take Sacajaweau coins!


25 posted on 12/11/2022 12:42:32 PM PST by Dr. Sivana (But yet the Son of man, when he cometh, shall he find, think you, faith on earth? (Luke 18:8))
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To: Retain Mike

A VERY foreseeable “Go Woke, Go Broke” future.


26 posted on 12/11/2022 12:53:18 PM PST by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: Retain Mike

Had me for 1 second until I saw it was from the Bee.


27 posted on 12/11/2022 12:55:16 PM PST by MinorityRepublican
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To: Cowgirl of Justice

Hey now! We give the field blackamoors Sundays off and let the high yellows work in the Big House whilst I sip mint juleps on the veranda. Ah even attended a broom-jumping just the other day and gave the happy couple a whole chicken.


28 posted on 12/11/2022 1:06:32 PM PST by MikelTackNailer (Fortunately despite aging I've been spared the ravages of maturity.)
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To: MikelTackNailer

That’s how I imagine North Easterners picture everyone in the South. We might get technology down here as soon as we figure out these confounding horseless carriages.


29 posted on 12/11/2022 1:12:04 PM PST by MikelTackNailer (Fortunately despite aging I've been spared the ravages of maturity.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

I pledge 1000 dollars to them with a picture of Robert Mugabe on the front, the black Marxist dictator of Zimbabwe. Unfortunately, it is in his currency. About 3 bucks today and worth less tomorrow.


30 posted on 12/11/2022 1:28:26 PM PST by cpdiii (CANE CUTTER-DECKHAND-ROUGHNECK-OILFIELD CONSULTANT-GEOLOGIST-PILOT-PHARMACIST)
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To: Retain Mike

If one want to do good charity donations look to a church. Not all churches. Find out how they use the charity donations and very importantly how much their overhead expenses are. If the overhead expenses are low and you agree with how the money is spent, use them.


31 posted on 12/11/2022 1:33:21 PM PST by cpdiii (CANE CUTTER-DECKHAND-ROUGHNECK-OILFIELD CONSULTANT-GEOLOGIST-PILOT-PHARMACIST)
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To: Drew68
I recall some Salvation Army figure (I don't recall if he was their top guy or someone at a lower rank) blasting President Trump before the 2020 election. It made me disinclined to give them money.

Charities should know better than to alienate half or more of their potential donors.

32 posted on 12/11/2022 2:40:59 PM PST by Verginius Rufus
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To: cpdiii

In Eugene Oregon, I would give them money, because many of the businesses would refuse them to allow them on the premises. They just looked too Christian.


33 posted on 12/11/2022 2:49:43 PM PST by Retain Mike ( Sat Cong)
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To: Retain Mike

Maybe they'll take some of these.   (This guy ain't really "white", but more like "pasty".)




34 posted on 12/11/2022 2:59:50 PM PST by Songcraft
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To: Retain Mike

Ever since we learned that racism is everywhere.

Good luck with getting money from BLM


35 posted on 12/11/2022 4:08:02 PM PST by Vaduz (LAWYERS )
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Yep, the Salvation Army was my favorite charity for years and I donated several times annually.

I haven’t sent them a dime since they asked me to apologize for being white, though.


36 posted on 12/11/2022 4:13:08 PM PST by Allegra
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To: GreenHornet

CRT is important to the Salvation Army. We had always put money in the familiar red kettles until the organization biggies decided to support Critical Race Theory. Since I do not support bigotry, I can no longer support the bigotry evidenced in the Salvation Army.


37 posted on 12/11/2022 8:16:17 PM PST by Yolanda (Jussie Smollett hoa)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum; Retain Mike
If you hear the bell and see the red kettle this Christmas season, toss one of these in --


38 posted on 12/22/2022 6:58:29 AM PST by 4Liberty (Kamala’s relatives owned slaves.)
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To: 4Liberty

I am almost tempted to do it, but the bell-ringers are not the culprits.


39 posted on 12/22/2022 10:08:03 AM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (The worst thing about censorship is ████ █ ██████ ███████ ███ ██████ ██ ████████.)
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To: 4Liberty

Oh, that is so great.


40 posted on 12/22/2022 10:22:48 AM PST by Retain Mike ( Sat Cong)
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