[Brookhaven]

You put in the stats of your ideal man and it determines how many are out there. For example:

• age 35-50
• not married
• any race
• at least 6' tall
• not obese
• earning at least $100,000 per year

The probability a guy meets your standards is: 0.37%

[T.B. Yoits]

The Female Delusion Calculator is several decades overdue and needs to be issued to every young woman while they’re still in school.

[gundog]

And you won’t likely meet him in the potato chip and soda aisle at WalMart.

[Col Frank Slade]

A dating calculator for Karen’s.

They’ll complain the calculator is anti woke.

[G Larry]

And if she adds in Same Religion and Same Political Party, just add a Zero between the decimal point and the 3.......

0.037%

[catnipman]

shouldn’t has own full head of hair be a criteria?

[Jim W N]

Well, see how that incorporates into the Hot-Crazy matrix.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pInk1rV2VEg

[ProtectOurFreedom]

It’s a two-way street. Let’s see the Male Delusion Calculator.

* Gorgeous
* Loves to romp morning and night
* Will romp after marriage
* Will romp after three kids
* Won’t go from slender figure to obese slob in ten years and after three kids

[Tell It Right]

I tell young men all the time that the ratio of single women to men in church, particularly among the ones serious for Christ, is very much in the men's favor.

Basically, a single man who's into Jesus for real has his pick of chicks.

[Spok]

A typical woman’s “standards” call for economic success, entertainment and physical attractiveness. What they get is shallow, self absorbed narcissistic children. They never look for honesty, loyalty, candor or compassion, so they never find it. Then they wonder if their standards are too high!

[gitmo]

I don’t see an option “Not a Serial Killer”.

[unixfox]

And most women think that THEY meet the requirements of every man on earth.

[Four of Six]

Just tried that using my own stats. Appears the odds of a woman bagging me is 0.17%. Or maybe it’s the other way, and the odds of any decent woman wanting me is 0.17%.

[SamAdams76]

As a man, I can stipulate to the fact that there are few high quality men out there. Hate to let you girls know this but if you haven't found your "perfect" man by age 25, you will likely end up settling with some guy who lived with his mom for way too long, does all his cooking with a microwave and plays a lot of video games. He might even have a few boxes of superhero comic books sitting in his bedroom closet with a bunch of dirty clothes piled on top. (Hint: he's looking for a woman that can get those laundered for him.)

Sorry, girls.

[joshua c]

im more realistic

if i wasnt old fat and poor

she would be mine

[Antoninus]

Theory: This thing was created by a short fat guy.

[Red Badger]

Men and women both get married for the same reason, although from different perspectives:

Women marry men thinking that they will change and they don’t.

Men marry women thinking that they won’t change and they do.

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[Pollard]

[metmom]

Men have their own delusion scale.

It constantly astounds me the number of males best qualified to be lifelong incels, who think they deserve and are attractive to women who look like super models and think they can actually catch one.

[cuban leaf]

• age 35-50
• not married
• any race
• at least 6’ tall
• not obese
• earning at least $100,000 per year

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I met those standards (I was 43) and met the love of my life at my high school 25th reunion. No, we had not dated in school. I had just been dumped by my wife of 20 years and she had just been dumped by her husband. That was 25 years ago. I wish I had known, back in my 20’s, that this was really even possible. Actually living happily ever after, I mean. It really does happen.

[Thunder90]

Ping!!!