Female Delusion Calculator

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[Brookhaven]

During my "dating career" as a man living in North America I couldn't help noticing that women often have unrealistic expectations. They see themselves being passed around by those high quality men they feel entitled for, failing to realize those few men are in high demand. Time passes, options shrink, their standards don't change and they wonder why they are still single.

The stats can prove there're not enough high quality men for every girl out there.

The Female Delusion Calculator is a tool that can help women discern what is realistic from what is highly unlikely.

[Codeflier]

That is a pretty good list. Everyone is delusional. LOL.

[SamAdams76]

As a man, I can stipulate to the fact that there are few high quality men out there. Hate to let you girls know this but if you haven't found your "perfect" man by age 25, you will likely end up settling with some guy who lived with his mom for way too long, does all his cooking with a microwave and plays a lot of video games. He might even have a few boxes of superhero comic books sitting in his bedroom closet with a bunch of dirty clothes piled on top. (Hint: he's looking for a woman that can get those laundered for him.)

Sorry, girls.

[Steve_Seattle]

"Shouldn’t has own full head of hair be a criteria?"

For many women, but some women are attracted to the shaved-head look that was popularized by Michael Jordan and - before that - Yul Brynner. But when Yul did it, it didn't really catch on in society at large. He was kind of a one-off.

[Allegra]

LOL - in other words, the classic “Failure to Launch” guy.

[Codeflier]

No, the lower the woman’s chance, the more women that would be interested in you. That is how I interpret the ramifications of this.

[srmanuel]

They don’t realize that most men realize that putang is putang and matter how hot she may be someone somewhere is sick of her

[joshua c]

im more realistic

if i wasnt old fat and poor

she would be mine

[Antoninus]

Theory: This thing was created by a short fat guy.

[Steve_Seattle]

Most men that I talk to recognize that some women are “no go zones” no matter how physically attractive they might be. And we usually agree as to who those women are. On the other hand, there are women who strongly appeal to some men, but not to others. I saw one of those last week, working in a fast-food joint. She was way too young for me even if I wasn’t in a relationship, but she was extremely attractive to me even though many men would dismiss her as overweight.

[Red Badger]

Men and women both get married for the same reason, although from different perspectives:

Women marry men thinking that they will change and they don’t.

Men marry women thinking that they won’t change and they do.

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[Tell It Right]

Here in Alabama, and having been a regular church member for decades in different denominations, and having been divorced, single for a while, and remarried myself, I can tell you that I've known lots of women who fell into the chart at either the Unicorn zone or Fun zone.

Most of the ones I knew like that were divorced but weren't obsessed with hatred for their ex. In fact, they still had good relations with their former in-laws and treated them like family. When I was single again I avoided the ones still full of venom towards their ex and/or his family because I figured it'd be easy in their minds to excuse directing that venom towards me or my family.

Most of these good women, including the one I'm married to, were women who not only attended church but also volunteered a lot in church. My wife enjoyed helping others through church, so I married her thinking she'd be good at helping me finish raising our kids (and I hers) and also help take care of our parents in their old age. She has never let me down on that, especially since she helped me financially by living on a budget so we can retire early with her retiring before me so she now can put even more time to helping our parents (while I'm still working for a few years).

By the way, one of the things she was very attracted to about me is the man of God thing. I'm not a pastor. But I volunteer a lot with kids and with the heavy work at church (i.e. loading trailers of donations) and in whatever Sunday school class or small group I'm in, it's my job to answer whatever Bible questions nobody else can answer. LOL

[MHGinTN]

A widowed Pastor should STOP looking and go to the prayer closet then leave it up to The KLord. Perhaps the Lord wants that Pastor to remain single so he can accomplish soemthing GOD has in mind.

[FamiliarFace]

Yep, there needs to be a male versioned matrix with *horny/something else* like the *hot/crazy* one for women. If women are at least 4 crazy, then guys are at least 5 horny.

[Pollard]

[FamiliarFace]

Meant to ping you to my post 33.
https://freerepublic.com/focus/chat/4113190/posts?page=33#33

[Jim W N]

Well, there’s a certain craziness with women that is not there generally with men. One of life’s mysteries.

[Mr. K]

I think the hot/crazy matrix is hilarious.

I am surprised those two guy were not hunted-down and roasted alive by the feminists.

Especial after noting that the ‘crazy’ scale STARTS at 4

[metmom]

Men have their own delusion scale.

It constantly astounds me the number of males best qualified to be lifelong incels, who think they deserve and are attractive to women who look like super models and think they can actually catch one.

[FarCenter]

>>Basically, a single man who’s into Jesus for real has his pick of chicks.

Straight guy who is a church choir director...

[FamiliarFace]

And there’s a certain horniness that’s not generally there with women. As you said, it’s one of life’s mysteries. ;)

(P.S. maybe hormones have something to do with both features?)