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Biden Announces Invasion Of Poland
The Babylon Bee ^ | September 2, 2022 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 09/03/2022 6:12:26 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

BERLIN — Biden has announced a "defensive war" against Poland, after claiming that Poland had acted as the aggressor and launched unprovoked attacks on the United States. Biden further said the war was necessary to liberate his citizens currently living in Poland, who are being "persecuted by terrorists who act friendly and wear red hats." In a stirring speech, Biden admonished his generals to "kill without pity all men, women and children of Polish descent, that semi-fascism may be defeated once and for all." Waves of tanks and infantry began pouring into Poland on September 1, with F-15s bombing any location that fought back. President Biden has vowed a swift conclusion to the war, once democracy has been safeguarded through the total extermination of undesirables.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; History; Humor; Military/Veterans; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden; hitler; humor; invasion; poland; satire; september1; speech
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Bee jumping shark. Big time.


21 posted on 09/03/2022 9:07:10 PM PDT by MotorCityBuck ( Keep the change, you filthy animal! )
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To: jackibutterfly

“Let’s go, Hitler.”


22 posted on 09/04/2022 4:09:10 AM PDT by Norski (Jousting with chain saws has a direct effect on invincibility.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

“I lust for the Polish people.”

Sorry, that was Jimmy Carter.


23 posted on 09/04/2022 5:26:44 AM PDT by jobim
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

He’s a little bit out of order here in that he’s already begun today’s version of Operation Barbarosa before “Case White.”


24 posted on 09/04/2022 5:32:59 AM PDT by Gaffer (Infidel, and proud of it!)
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To: Lazamataz

Indeed who knows what actions will ensue and when.


25 posted on 09/04/2022 8:19:11 AM PDT by Vaduz ( )
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To: Gaffer

He’s a little bit out of order here in that he’s already begun today’s version of Operation Barbarosa before “Case White.”

Barbarossa II. This time it will work....


26 posted on 09/04/2022 9:41:02 PM PDT by rxh4n1
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