Posted on 09/03/2022 6:12:26 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
BERLIN — Biden has announced a "defensive war" against Poland, after claiming that Poland had acted as the aggressor and launched unprovoked attacks on the United States. Biden further said the war was necessary to liberate his citizens currently living in Poland, who are being "persecuted by terrorists who act friendly and wear red hats." In a stirring speech, Biden admonished his generals to "kill without pity all men, women and children of Polish descent, that semi-fascism may be defeated once and for all." Waves of tanks and infantry began pouring into Poland on September 1, with F-15s bombing any location that fought back. President Biden has vowed a swift conclusion to the war, once democracy has been safeguarded through the total extermination of undesirables.
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Come on buttheads! BB is worse than I am.
This Dark Brandon speech will go down in history.
The waxing side of Hitler was exciting. The waning side was total annihilation of everyone and every thing.
Wait till he goes to Trumpingrad.
No Hitler rants yet about O’Bidens speech?
“Go Brandon ordered ‘Battlegroup Steiner’ to ‘Go take Kursk from those Russian bastards!’ Ukraine Ministry of Defense reported that their limited offensive over the summer did not include Kursk as a territorial objective. And that there was no formation in any if its forces called or led by anyone named Steiner.
“’I didn’t just give you chumps forty billion of my own, personal dollars to hear you say that!’ roared an angry Brandon. ‘Now go out there and grab Kursk. You take Kursk, you break Russia’s back. No joke.’
“Ukrainian sources said Resident Brandon could be referring to the attacks in the Kherson region. But Brandon has been adamant: ‘No more of yer malarkey! No Kursk, no cash!’”
Wonder if YouTube has a Downfall video featuring Biden in it yet?
I guess he skipped over the marching into the Rhineland part.
Norway keeps asking why Brandon hasn’t called.
Well, the Rhineland is already a part of NATO. As is Norway.
Paging Leni Reifenstahl.
Let’s make a point of calling Biden “Leader,” instead of “President.”
Maximum Leader Brandon. I bet he’d like that.
I think it is going down in “Real Time”.
Naaah - let's go all the way and call him what he is- Doofus dictator. (I wanted something stronger, but couldn't think of anything.)
Uh..correction,
That,s DEAR LEADER
I think they missed a step, the annexation of Australia.
Are they parroting Putin?
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