“Go Brandon ordered ‘Battlegroup Steiner’ to ‘Go take Kursk from those Russian bastards!’ Ukraine Ministry of Defense reported that their limited offensive over the summer did not include Kursk as a territorial objective. And that there was no formation in any if its forces called or led by anyone named Steiner.
“’I didn’t just give you chumps forty billion of my own, personal dollars to hear you say that!’ roared an angry Brandon. ‘Now go out there and grab Kursk. You take Kursk, you break Russia’s back. No joke.’
“Ukrainian sources said Resident Brandon could be referring to the attacks in the Kherson region. But Brandon has been adamant: ‘No more of yer malarkey! No Kursk, no cash!’”
Wonder if YouTube has a Downfall video featuring Biden in it yet?