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I got robbed today!
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Posted on 05/20/2022 9:32:31 AM PDT by FLT-bird

For those of you that aren’t aware, I was robbed at the Chevron by Boniface and N. Lights gas station this morning. After my hands stopped trembling, I managed to call the Police.

They were quick to respond and calmed me down because my blood pressure went through the roof! My money is gone though. The police asked me if I knew who did it and I told them “Yes, it was pump number 8”.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bidengasincrease; bidensanctions; pumpnumber8
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To: FLT-bird

That was funny a month ago when it was going around the internet.
Way to re-hash the joke.


41 posted on 05/20/2022 10:23:00 AM PDT by rineaux
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To: Migraine
Maybe if they made the gas pumps look like slot machines it would ease the pain a little.

How about Vodka bonus points for every gallon pumped.

Take a trip and go with the flow.

42 posted on 05/20/2022 10:28:04 AM PDT by Fightin Whitey
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To: FLT-bird
ICE T almost a million likes back in March for the joke.

ICE T @FINALLEVEL I was robbed at a gas station in NJ last night. After my hands stopped trembling..I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down..... My money is gone.. the police asked me if I knew who did it..I said yes.. it was pump number 9… 9:16 AM · Mar 24, 2022·Twitter for iPhone

43 posted on 05/20/2022 10:28:12 AM PDT by rineaux (Keeping it Real)
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To: Migraine

At least with slots you have a chance.


44 posted on 05/20/2022 10:28:16 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: rineaux

It is a rehash joke that I have heard before, however it made for a fun thread anyways.

45 posted on 05/20/2022 10:29:19 AM PDT by Nateman (If Mohammad was not the Anti Christ he sure did come in as a strong second.)
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To: Migraine

Converting gas pumps to slot machines is not a bad idea actually. Most of us will continue to lose our shirts but every now and then, at least some lucky bastard will hit the jackpot for a tank of gas.


46 posted on 05/20/2022 10:30:44 AM PDT by SamAdams76 (2,958,922 active users on Truth Social)
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To: FLT-bird

Jeez Louise...you scared me.


47 posted on 05/20/2022 10:32:02 AM PDT by moovova
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To: cuz1961

Rolling bolackouts coming to SoCal soon in time for the summer heat.

Got to stay enviro weenie green after all. no fissil fuels allowed, and of course no evil nuclear power plants.


48 posted on 05/20/2022 10:34:08 AM PDT by doorgunner69 (Let's go Brandon)
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To: FLT-bird

49 posted on 05/20/2022 10:40:12 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Clutch Martin

You’re probably correct about Biden’s ‘I Did That!’ remark being a spin off from a similar remark by Trump, but I doubt if most people make that connection when they see those Joe Stickers. Joe Biden on his own has earned the right to be insulted by those same American people he appears to hold in contempt.


50 posted on 05/20/2022 10:48:55 AM PDT by lee martell
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To: SamAdams76; Bonemaker; Fightin Whitey

LOL we may be onto something. Vodka bonus? “A nip for your trip”.


51 posted on 05/20/2022 10:51:55 AM PDT by Migraine ( )
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To: FLT-bird

Same thing happened to me the other day!

P.S. Very funny. :-)


52 posted on 05/20/2022 10:53:30 AM PDT by Tired of Taxes
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To: FLT-bird

Was on a road trip this week. Car has a big tank and for the first time ever I maxed the credit card ($99) without filling the tank.


53 posted on 05/20/2022 11:01:16 AM PDT by CA_soon_gone
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To: Bob434
Lol! We are gonna see black market gas sales where they sell gasoline in little siplock sandwhich baggies for $20 an ounce or something if things keep going the way they are

In the Soviet Union they black market trucks that would stop on the roads and sell gas from the back then drive away again.

54 posted on 05/20/2022 11:03:19 AM PDT by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken)
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To: FLT-bird
I called my wife in here to show her.   Thanks for this.
55 posted on 05/20/2022 11:04:34 AM PDT by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken)
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To: Pollard

I tried to post that sticker on a Facebook article about Biden. Zuck’s Geheime Staatspolizei blocked me.


56 posted on 05/20/2022 11:05:26 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (http://montypython.50webs.com/scripts/Life_of_Brian/8.htm)
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To: patriotfury
I was pleasantly surprised a few weeks ago. A few Irving policemen were staking out a 4 way stop near an elementary school a stone's throw from my house.

I detest lazy driving, which IMO is what rolling through 4 way stops is. During their second day, I stopped to thank them for taking the time to be there.

57 posted on 05/20/2022 11:13:51 AM PDT by Night Hides Not (Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Gonzales! Come and Take It!)
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To: FLT-bird

You got me! lol, good stuff.


58 posted on 05/20/2022 11:14:39 AM PDT by Night Hides Not (Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Gonzales! Come and Take It!)
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To: Clutch Martin
You earned a pass FRiend.

As far as I am concerned, my 90 year old cousin who has a mysterious auto-immune disease and has been wearing a mask for about seven years gets a pass too,

59 posted on 05/20/2022 11:16:26 AM PDT by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken)
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To: FLT-bird

Put a sign on Pump #8 and expose them!!!!!!


60 posted on 05/20/2022 11:16:50 AM PDT by Exit148 (I)
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