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I got robbed today!
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Posted on 05/20/2022 9:32:31 AM PDT by FLT-bird

For those of you that aren’t aware, I was robbed at the Chevron by Boniface and N. Lights gas station this morning. After my hands stopped trembling, I managed to call the Police.

They were quick to respond and calmed me down because my blood pressure went through the roof! My money is gone though. The police asked me if I knew who did it and I told them β€œYes, it was pump number 8”.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bidengasincrease; bidensanctions; pumpnumber8
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1 posted on 05/20/2022 9:32:31 AM PDT by FLT-bird
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To: FLT-bird

lol


2 posted on 05/20/2022 9:33:27 AM PDT by VeniVidiVici (GoFundMe is a Democrat Scam)
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To: FLT-bird

dumb a$$ post


3 posted on 05/20/2022 9:33:44 AM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom Hi Dad)
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4 posted on 05/20/2022 9:34:13 AM PDT by Pollard (Don't ask if there's a conspiracy. If you're not in one, you need to start one. CA Fitts)
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To: al baby

It’s funny, spoilsport.


5 posted on 05/20/2022 9:34:24 AM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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You GOT ME! πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘


6 posted on 05/20/2022 9:34:59 AM PDT by House Atreides (I’m now ULTRA-MAGA-PRO-MAX!)
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7 posted on 05/20/2022 9:35:30 AM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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Carter 2.0


8 posted on 05/20/2022 9:36:05 AM PDT by TexasFreeper2009
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Wow... 100% fell for that. GGs


9 posted on 05/20/2022 9:37:52 AM PDT by rarestia (β€œA nation which can prefer disgrace to danger is prepared for a master, and deserves one.” -Hamilton)
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You got me :)


10 posted on 05/20/2022 9:38:06 AM PDT by JonPreston (Q: Never have so many, been so wrong, so often)
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To: FLT-bird

Maybe if they made the gas pumps look like slot machines it would ease the pain a little.

Either way, though, you get hosed.


11 posted on 05/20/2022 9:38:29 AM PDT by Migraine ( )
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To: al baby; FLT-bird

Yeah, but it’s kinda funny.


12 posted on 05/20/2022 9:39:58 AM PDT by Mr. Lucky
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LOL... had me going there


13 posted on 05/20/2022 9:41:30 AM PDT by InkStone (Omni Vivum Ex Surfboard)
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To: FLT-bird; All

Lot of that going around lately.

And substantially increasing across the US.

The police are hardly even interested on robberies in many of our large cities any more.

They are predominantly occupied with violent and homicidal crime, and even these are so commonplace in some jurisdictions it is no longer an emergency.

Additionally, the left will empty out their prisons ahead of all future elections, granting the repeat violent offenders the right to vote. It is the new leftist governor M.O.

Hut don’t worry, the left has been teaching the younger generations God and morality are enemies of society.

How could anything possibly get worse. /s


14 posted on 05/20/2022 9:45:17 AM PDT by patriotfury ((May the fleas of a thousand camels occupy mo' ham mads tents!) )
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Just so long as they didn’t car jack your brand new Cadillac Escalade!


15 posted on 05/20/2022 9:45:41 AM PDT by dennisw
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ROFWL!!!!!!

Thanks. You win the Wuli “chuckle of the day” prize.

Now I am refreshed and can go face the world. LOL


16 posted on 05/20/2022 9:46:42 AM PDT by Wuli
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Hilarious post though -


17 posted on 05/20/2022 9:46:57 AM PDT by patriotfury ((May the fleas of a thousand camels occupy mo' ham mads tents!) )
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golf clap...


18 posted on 05/20/2022 9:49:30 AM PDT by ETCM
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Funny.


19 posted on 05/20/2022 9:49:37 AM PDT by stevio
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To: al baby

Lighten up Francis.


20 posted on 05/20/2022 9:49:43 AM PDT by caver
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