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Posted on 05/20/2022 9:32:31 AM PDT by FLT-bird

For those of you that aren’t aware, I was robbed at the Chevron by Boniface and N. Lights gas station this morning. After my hands stopped trembling, I managed to call the Police.

They were quick to respond and calmed me down because my blood pressure went through the roof! My money is gone though. The police asked me if I knew who did it and I told them “Yes, it was pump number 8”.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bidengasincrease; bidensanctions; pumpnumber8
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To: FLT-bird

At least you can still drive your EV,,,,

,,,, unless your electricity was cut off ,,,

,,,cuz you couldn’t afford your electric bill AND the gas to get to work,,,

Guess we are all gonna need to learn how to sail and home make a land sailcar.

( I know how to sail, guess I better get busy on making a sail cart )

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21 posted on 05/20/2022 9:51:29 AM PDT by cuz1961 (USCGR Veteran )
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To: FLT-bird

Lol! We are gonna see black market gas sales where they sell gasoline in little siplock sandwhich baggies for $20 an ounce or something if things keep going the way they are


22 posted on 05/20/2022 9:53:36 AM PDT by Bob434 (.)
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To: FLT-bird

Ha! Good one!


23 posted on 05/20/2022 9:53:59 AM PDT by Born in 1950 (Anti left, nothing else.)
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To: FLT-bird

You must have been the guy who called 911. LOL


24 posted on 05/20/2022 9:55:07 AM PDT by stars & stripes forever (Blessed the nation whose GOD is the LORD. ~ Psalm 33:12)
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To: FLT-bird

:-)


25 posted on 05/20/2022 9:55:16 AM PDT by Harpotoo (Being a socialist is a lot easier than having to WORK like the rest of US:-))
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To: FLT-bird

26 posted on 05/20/2022 9:56:14 AM PDT by \/\/ayne (I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper)
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To: al baby

Loved it!!!!


27 posted on 05/20/2022 9:56:18 AM PDT by Mathews (It's all gravy, baby!)
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To: FLT-bird

Good one!

I feel your pain. I filled my tank and bought groceries yesterday evening and OUCH!!

The only positive thing is that it was the first time in a long time that I saw ZERO face diapers in the supermarket or anywhere else. It had dwindled down to about two that I’d see over the past few weeks, but yesterday, I saw none.


28 posted on 05/20/2022 10:00:35 AM PDT by Allegra
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To: FLT-bird
face with tears of joy  face with tears of joy  face with tears of joy  face with tears of joy  face with tears of joy
29 posted on 05/20/2022 10:03:08 AM PDT by kiryandil (China Joe and Paycheck Hunter - the Chink in America's defenses)
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To: FLT-bird

Premium gas in Salem, OR $5.169 today.


30 posted on 05/20/2022 10:08:02 AM PDT by choctaw man (Good ole Andrew Jackson, or You're the Reason God Made Oklahoma...)
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To: FLT-bird

I was once robbed at the airport, I went through the TSA screening, my money was gone at the other end.

...the joke is...no, this actually happened, I’m not kidding!


31 posted on 05/20/2022 10:09:20 AM PDT by fuzzylogic (welfare state = sharing of poor moral choices among everybody)
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To: FLT-bird

25 bucks yesterday got me a 1/4 tank. My family and faith in Jesus keeps me from acting irrationally.


32 posted on 05/20/2022 10:10:21 AM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: al baby

Lightn up....Francis...


33 posted on 05/20/2022 10:10:25 AM PDT by MachIV
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To: choctaw man

“Cheap” 87 octane is $4.39 in Louisville, Ky.


34 posted on 05/20/2022 10:11:45 AM PDT by MachIV
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To: FLT-bird

Ah, that’s nothing. What did you lose a couple of hundred? I got robbed of thousands on April 15th.


35 posted on 05/20/2022 10:13:00 AM PDT by shoff (Vote Democrat it beats thinking!)
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To: Allegra

saw ZERO face diapers in the supermarket or anywhere else. It had dwindled down to about two that I’d see over the past few weeks, but yesterday, I saw none.”

The only ones I see around here are the CNN and MSNBC watching super elderly when they are out and about.


36 posted on 05/20/2022 10:13:10 AM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: al baby

Very Dumb. But....


37 posted on 05/20/2022 10:13:30 AM PDT by sport
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To: FLT-bird

Be glad you are not driving a semi-truck. Takes around $1700 to fill one of those up now.


38 posted on 05/20/2022 10:15:38 AM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: Telepathic Intruder

I just figured it out...

“I DID THAT” is Biden making fun of Trump because at Trump’s acceptance speech during the last election cycle 45 said that same thing as he poked himself in the chest “I did that” he was talking about oil Independence.

Joey is undoing all of Trumps accomplishments for spite and when Biden quotes “I did that” he’s poking fun at dismantling Trump policies.

So now this addled obsession of Biden’s this “Ultra MAGA Man” has new meaning to me!

Joey Biden might have dementia but he’s a vengeful old shyster politician who never had an original thought.

May he publically shit himself into a terrible case of septicemia.


39 posted on 05/20/2022 10:16:14 AM PDT by Clutch Martin (The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.)
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To: Allegra

“The only positive thing is that it was the first time in a long time that I saw ZERO face diapers in the supermarket”

I wore mine... But that’s cuz this freaking blood thinners making me cough up blood and I don’t want to do it out in f****** public in the open.


40 posted on 05/20/2022 10:19:28 AM PDT by Clutch Martin (The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.)
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