It is a rehash joke that I have heard before, however it made for a fun thread anyways.
Posted on 05/20/2022 9:32:31 AM PDT by FLT-bird
For those of you that aren’t aware, I was robbed at the Chevron by Boniface and N. Lights gas station this morning. After my hands stopped trembling, I managed to call the Police.
They were quick to respond and calmed me down because my blood pressure went through the roof! My money is gone though. The police asked me if I knew who did it and I told them “Yes, it was pump number 8”.
That was funny a month ago when it was going around the internet.
Way to re-hash the joke.
How about Vodka bonus points for every gallon pumped.
Take a trip and go with the flow.
ICE T @FINALLEVEL I was robbed at a gas station in NJ last night. After my hands stopped trembling..I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down..... My money is gone.. the police asked me if I knew who did it..I said yes.. it was pump number 9… 9:16 AM · Mar 24, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
At least with slots you have a chance.
It is a rehash joke that I have heard before, however it made for a fun thread anyways.
Converting gas pumps to slot machines is not a bad idea actually. Most of us will continue to lose our shirts but every now and then, at least some lucky bastard will hit the jackpot for a tank of gas.
Jeez Louise...you scared me.
Rolling bolackouts coming to SoCal soon in time for the summer heat.
Got to stay enviro weenie green after all. no fissil fuels allowed, and of course no evil nuclear power plants.
You’re probably correct about Biden’s ‘I Did That!’ remark being a spin off from a similar remark by Trump, but I doubt if most people make that connection when they see those Joe Stickers. Joe Biden on his own has earned the right to be insulted by those same American people he appears to hold in contempt.
LOL we may be onto something. Vodka bonus? “A nip for your trip”.
Same thing happened to me the other day!
P.S. Very funny. :-)
Was on a road trip this week. Car has a big tank and for the first time ever I maxed the credit card ($99) without filling the tank.
In the Soviet Union they black market trucks that would stop on the roads and sell gas from the back then drive away again.
I tried to post that sticker on a Facebook article about Biden. Zuck’s Geheime Staatspolizei blocked me.
I detest lazy driving, which IMO is what rolling through 4 way stops is. During their second day, I stopped to thank them for taking the time to be there.
You got me! lol, good stuff.
As far as I am concerned, my 90 year old cousin who has a mysterious auto-immune disease and has been wearing a mask for about seven years gets a pass too,
Put a sign on Pump #8 and expose them!!!!!!
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