War criminals posing for a photo
Posted on 04/02/2022 12:56:16 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Jen Psaki has recently announced she will be resigning from her position as White House Press Secretary, immediately sparking discussion of who will replace her. The White House has announced that a last-minute job candidate, Grima Wormtongue, has swooped in, claiming himself to be perfect for the position.
“I have personally been requested by his Lordship—I mean by President Joe Biden to speak on his behalf,” hissed Grima Wormtongue while addressing the press. “I have had many, many conversations with the President so I know his thoughts quite well.”
When Wormtongue was asked basic questions about how Joe Biden planned on addressing today’s current crises he grew frustrated saying, “Why do you lay these troubles on an already troubled mind? Can’t you see President Biden doesn’t have time for such prattle?”
At publishing time, just as Wormtongue was explaining Biden’s plan to do nothing to address inflation, gas prices, and America’s overall decline, he was interrupted by Peter Doocy charging forward. “His microphone! His microphone! I told you to take it from him, you fools! Now he can ask questions his Presidentship wishes not to hear!”
Wormtongue then cleverly deflected the questions by promising to "circle back."
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OMG....LMAO
I was thinking Dolores Umbridge
I always thought that Psaki could be replaced by a red fireplug.
I hear 40% of registered Democrats would prefer Skroob over Biden.
“1-2-3-4-5? That’s amazing, I got the same combination on my luggage.”
OMG....LMAO
Double dittos! I was laughing before I even came to your comment.
His sister,Ima Wormtongue would have been a better choice. Imho.
They should go back to Satire.
I figured it would be Greta Scoldilocks or Screwtape.
How about the other sister, Lesbo?
I legitimately laughed at this. 😂
Only if she is a confirmed black women by a biologist.
Since, Joe Bandon cheated his way into being our Potus, I often have problems knowing if this site is telling us reality instead of great sarcasm with sardonic humor.
Wormtongue? Seriously?
I think it’s funny. Babylon nailed me on that one!
At least this time, it was easy to tell it was the Bee.
It’s becoming increasingly difficult to know if they’re still doing satire or now straight news.
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