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Trump Fans Excited To Vote For The Guy Who Fast-Tracked Vaccines And Hired Fauci
Babylon Bee ^ | 1/18/22

Posted on 01/18/2022 4:35:41 PM PST by Pollard

U.S.—Fans of former president Donald J. Trump are chomping at the bit to once again vote for the guy who fast-tracked vaccines and appointed Dr. Anthony Fauci to the Coronavirus Task Force.

"Trump was by far our greatest president. Even better than James Madison!" said local deplorable Nathan Nebulous. "Everything was great under Trump until that deadly virus changed the face of the entire earth overnight and ruined everything. But he was so good at owning the libs!"

Sean Hannity, a popular conservative pundit, announced his continued support of Trump on his radio program. "Sure, the vaccines don't seem to help at all and Fauci may have created COVID himself, but nobody's perfect. Don't lose sight of how great his Twitter account was before he got banned."

President Biden has welcomed a rematch with Trump, claiming it may be the only chance he has to stay in office. "I think this country is done with hetero-normative white men. No one's going to vote for him over a black man like me."


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; failathumor; fakenews; fauci; funny; lmao; lol; manypoorcabinetpicks; nevertrump; nevertrumper; nevertrumpers; rofl; trump
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Ouch (and don't shoot the messenger)
1 posted on 01/18/2022 4:35:41 PM PST by Pollard
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To: Pollard

And those great supreme court justices, and “all this winning,”


2 posted on 01/18/2022 4:36:54 PM PST by Luke21
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To: Pollard

Babylon Bee


3 posted on 01/18/2022 4:37:24 PM PST by newfreep (“Leftism, under all of its brand names, is a severe, violent & evil mental disorder.”)
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To: Pollard

Fair criticism. Let’s not forget those Attorney General appointments!


4 posted on 01/18/2022 4:38:08 PM PST by dead (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_vFiUUcBkc)
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To: Pollard

5 posted on 01/18/2022 4:39:12 PM PST by dead (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_vFiUUcBkc)
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To: Pollard

Funny how truth can be so funny.


6 posted on 01/18/2022 4:39:43 PM PST by griffin (Don't ever forget. In RW#1, Tyrants were SHOT IN THE FACE. A LOT. Remember!!)
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To: Pollard

That should be “champing at the bit,” not “chomping.” It’s a quote from Longfellow.


7 posted on 01/18/2022 4:40:08 PM PST by Publius
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Trump Fans Excited To Vote For The Guy Who Fast-Tracked Vaccines And Hired Fauci

In fairness, Trump did not hire Fauci, who has been an adviser to every US president since Reagan's day.
8 posted on 01/18/2022 4:42:14 PM PST by AnotherUnixGeek
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To: Pollard

Ouch because it’s pretty accurate.


9 posted on 01/18/2022 4:42:30 PM PST by livius
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Did Matt Drudge take over the Babylon Bee?

Lame.


10 posted on 01/18/2022 4:42:54 PM PST by bramps (It's the Islam, stupid!)
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To: Pollard

Double triple ouch!


11 posted on 01/18/2022 4:43:07 PM PST by dforest (Freaking insane world. )
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To: Pollard

Trump didn’t hire Fauci. Sorry.


12 posted on 01/18/2022 4:43:26 PM PST by Ge0ffrey
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To: Pollard

Kind of a cheap shot to claim Trump hired Fauchi.


13 posted on 01/18/2022 4:45:45 PM PST by BobL (I shop at Walmart and eat at McDonald's, I just don't tell anyone, like most here.)
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Who was that “appointed Dr. Anthony Fauci to the Coronavirus Task Force”?
Yeah Trump sure did hire him.


14 posted on 01/18/2022 4:50:53 PM PST by Rightwing Conspiratr1
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To: Pollard

Reagan hired Fauci.


15 posted on 01/18/2022 4:51:42 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Pollard

Truth hurts, and looking back of course Trump was a superior President to all in my lifetime, which goes back to Truman. When a new President comes that can be more effective, and be eligible for 8 years, he will get my vote.


16 posted on 01/18/2022 4:52:20 PM PST by Glad2bnuts ((“If there are no absolutes by which to judge society, then society is absolute.” Francis Schaeffer,)
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To: AnotherUnixGeek

True but Trump ‘brought him into the covid team’, most likely under advice from others. That was his downfall. Everyone fed him BS and most all of his original team who might have done the research and warned him about people had been let go, also likely because of bad advice.

He railed against politicians for decades and in the end, listened to politicians/bureaucrats. They seemed impressive. Problem is, the only things they’re good at is sounding impressive and being backstabbing snakes.

Is he aware of that now? That’s the big question.


17 posted on 01/18/2022 4:53:31 PM PST by Pollard (PureBlood -- https://youtube.com/watch?v=VXm0fkDituE)
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To: Publius
That should be “champing at the bit,” not “chomping.” It’s a quote from Longfellow.

I remember when someone corrected Rush on that.

18 posted on 01/18/2022 4:54:11 PM PST by TangoLimaSierra (⭐⭐Public hangings will wake 'em up.⭐⭐)
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To: Pollard

Every endorsement of a swamp creature lessens my enthusiasm.


19 posted on 01/18/2022 4:55:30 PM PST by Lurkinanloomin ( (Natural born citizens are born here of citizen parents)(Know Islam, No Peace-No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: livius
Some big mistakes made by an otherwise excellent president, early on in the Covid “crisis”.

1. Going on TV every day for an hour or two with a “crisis” task force, with Fauci, Birx, and that CDC guy taking center stage and acting like it was the end of the world.

2. Constantly calling the virus “the invisible enemy” that must be defeated at all costs.

3. Operation Warp Speed. Just wrong! Experimental mRNA injections rushed into production in the face of an active epidemic.

4. Keeping Fauci front and center stage.

All these things, and of course the local and state authorities locking everyone down and destroying countless businesses and jobs. The nation was sent into a tailspin over a virus with a 99% survival rate. We have yet to recover, and possibly won't for many years as the various dictators tighten their stranglehold on the American people.

20 posted on 01/18/2022 4:55:54 PM PST by Deo volente ("When we see the image of a baby in the womb, we glimpse the majesty of God's creation." Pres. Trump)
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