Posted on 09/01/2021 10:12:35 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Secret Service is investigating what they’ve deemed a credible threat against President Joe Biden’s life. Yesterday, while Biden was out getting ice cream, a figure in a black cloak holding a scythe appeared and pointed a finger at Biden while saying, “Your time is near.”
“We’ve identified the individual as the Grim Reaper,” said Mitchell Armstrong, a spokesman for the Secret Service. “He’s apparently motivated by the fact that the president is super-duper old and feeble.”
Handling the threat won’t be easy, as apparently, the Grim Reaper is supernatural, and normal walls won’t stop him. “We’re in the process of obtaining some sort of magic bag that maybe we can trick him into,” said Armstrong. “Though that might end in death for all and have dire consequences.” The Secret Service says they’re also on the lookout for a cloak of invisibility to hide Biden from death.
As for Biden, he seems unconcerned by the threat, having fallen asleep while the Secret Service was briefing him on it.
we just melvined Death - Bill and Ted
When the Grim Reaper does catch up with Joe Biden he will boot him straight down to hell.
My only worry is that somehow the idiot Biden will make hell even worse than it is already for the other sinners.
I bet Psaki doesn’t think this is funny.
I thought Kamala was the grim reaper. She’s always standing behind Biden all dressed in black.
Joe’s chindi should be a real beaut.
Biden forgot the whole reaper incident.
Probably knock out the power in New Orleans.
Nah...the Reaper is waaaay too smart for the SS.
He just gave em a “scythe fake”, and then quickly turned around and took out the FineSwine demon instead.
They were left scratching their nuts wondering what happened....LMAO.
Seasons don’t fear The Reaper. Nor do the Wind or the Sun or the rain................
Even Lucifer isn’t evil enough to put Xiden in any position of authority.
Well, maybe it will be sucked out of the “north hole” of DC by the next hurricane.
The Secret Service says they’re also on the lookout for a cloak of invisibility
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Contact Harry Potter for used one.
If it was ice cream either Michelle Obama or Nancy Pelosi might be a suspect
“You have sunk my Battleship.”
One of my favorite lines...:)
I love that scene...
The way Death kind of pauses, thinking, and his finger wanders around, then pokes directly at the mousse...
“The Salmon Mousse!”
“Oh, Dear! You didn’t use canned mousse?”
Guess what the Grim Reaper is sending our way?
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