Posted on 07/07/2021 7:45:52 AM PDT by sodpoodle
After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine!!'
'Nonsense,' the doctor said...'Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool.'
'It isn't possible,' the man insisted. 'This can't be, our families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations.'
"Well, said the doctor, let me ask you this.
How often do you have sex???"
THE man seemed a bit ashamed..'I've been working very hard for the past year. We onlymade love once or twice every few months.'
'Well, there you have it!' The doctor said confidently....
"It's Rust.."
Sometimes it just falls out.
And that baby will never sleep.
From smoking hot ginger moms. Next question.
From the milk man, of course.
Remembering the Farkel family...
Only the iceman has his pick.
LOL, my family was the same. My parents both had black hair. My baby brother and I are redheads. We found out we are Scot/Irish but not until years later.
When I was little a common question to my parents was “where did she get that red hair”? Finally Dad started quipping back “the milk man”. Well, that was back when milk was delivered to your door in little bottles. One morning Dad opened the door when he heard the milkman and horrors of horrors he had red hair! They had never seen him until that day. LOL
Ireland
Rust! Love it!
OMG, that’s hilarious! LOL
The Farkle Family.
The map below shows where the milkman in your area got his red hair DNA:
Red hair DNA in Europe:
https://cache.eupedia.com/images/content/red_hair_map_europe.jpg
WHERE DO RED-HEADED BABIES COME FROM?
The devils child.... : )
Dad wondered to his dying day how many people believed it because they already knew the milkman had red hair.
Based on my four older redheaded sisters, I’d say from the depths of hell.
What do you call a red headed ninja?
A Ginja!
Some time back, I watched a Taiwan TV series call the Office Girls. There were several characters that exhibited what must be considered as auburn colored hair. That is, rather than black the hair was reddish brown especially when back lighted.
The hair color wasn’t red but it was close
The Office Girls is on NetFlix and is excellent TV
The show is in my view an allegory concerning the young people of China existing under the rule of the communist party. Youth prevails
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