Posted on 03/04/2021 6:16:07 PM PST by Ciaphas Cain
ALEXANDRIA, VA—After decades of progressive work for meaningful change, local man Chxd Bxrnx sat down in this new utopia to enjoy some carb-free pancakes with ethnically neutral maple syrup and generic, non-native American-related butter while watching the Washington football team play.
According to sources, progressives have managed to remove all the last vestiges of problematicness from the world. Thanks to their efforts, there are no references to race, ethnicity, or gender in all of culture.
"Man, (and womxn!), this is the life!" said Bxrnx before saying a quick prayer of lament to the Earth for robbing her of her bounty and sitting down to eat. As he dug in, his menstruating life partner read a children's book consisting entirely of the letter "X" to his agender offspring, as the family recently burned all their Dr. Seuss books. His older agender offspring sat in a nearby room playing with a gender-neutral potato head.
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As far as Land O Lakes butter, funny how once again the White man kicks the Native off her land, this time so he can feel good, deluding himself into thinking he’s making a positive difference
sorry, you can’t keep ‘man’ but change ‘woman’ to ‘womxn’. Men must now be ‘mxn’ or suffer being labeled a mxsogynist
Just a friendly/ It is New Zealand All Blacks.
Is it my imagination or is la d o lakes butter not selling well?
May they all drink unfiltered stream water from the Sierra Nevada Mountains.
“May they all drink unfiltered stream water from the Sierra Nevada Mountains.”
I’ve had a buncha that back in the day, but still exist.
Now blowing Hetch Hetchy could provide some entertainment.
Progressives can go screw themselves. After vilifying Dr Zeus they have sunk their own boat and no one I know really gives a damn what they think or what offends them.
Life is worth living and no one, no one at all, has a right to not be offended. So STFU and get the hell out of the way of having fun.
Only Maple trees represented.
Here's Eddie using the white supremacy symbol to tell all the Q Brothers (secretly led by Quincy Jones) that touring the Capital building is approved if let in by law enforcement.
The go-phrase is "Unce, Tice, Fee tines a maybe".
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