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Out-Of-Work Waitress Excited To See Congress Spend Time Impeaching Trump Again
The Babylon Bee ^ | January 14, 2021 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 01/15/2021 12:19:26 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

SAINT PAUL, MN—With Democrats in control of Congress, Americans are looking forward to seeing their elected representatives put the needs of the American people first. Democrats have responded by pursuing the one thing every American affected by devastating lockdowns needs: another Trump impeachment.

According to experts, there are millions of struggling Americans-- many of whom are completely destitute-- wondering where their next Trump impeachment is coming from.

Local unemployed waitress and single mother Alissa Martins spoke to reporters, saying she is "very happy" about this development.

"I haven't made a dime in over 3 weeks," said the struggling young mother. "But I'm so glad Congress came through to provide the one thing that can sustain me through this difficult time: impeaching Trump again! Trump impeachment is the sustenance I need right now. I used to think food and shelter were essential, but now I realize that impeaching Trump is so much more important. Thank you, Nancy Pelosi!"

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Food; Health/Medicine; Hobbies; Humor; Local News; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; ccpvirus; congress; covid19; impeachment; lockdowns; minnesota; nancypelosi; poverty; satire; stpaul; sustenance; trump

1 posted on 01/15/2021 12:19:26 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; ...

Impeachment: the stuff of life.

DANG!


2 posted on 01/15/2021 12:20:55 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Hope is not a plan. -- Matthew Bracken)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Because she wants to be permanently unemployed.


3 posted on 01/15/2021 12:23:21 PM PST by Fai Mao (Biden is a pedophile, Kamala is a s*ut.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

OMG! Her name MUST be Karen!
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Or maybe Tiffany.
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(Their headlines are so easy to believe, it’s scary.)


4 posted on 01/15/2021 12:23:29 PM PST by polymuser (A socialist is a communist without the power to take everything from their citizens...yet.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

They really don’t realize how close to the actual truth they are..........................


5 posted on 01/15/2021 12:23:46 PM PST by Red Badger (TREASON is the REASON for the SLEAZIN'.................................)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

My knows this woman, who will eventually die saying Trump is evil.

Both of her adult kids have lost their good jobs due to Fidel Che Gruesome’s Covid 19 closures. She says that Gruesome is a good governor and is only doing what is needed due to the evil Trump.

Her parents died while singing praises for FDR!


6 posted on 01/15/2021 12:29:16 PM PST by Grampa Dave (Law & order took the last train out of DC and America on election/coup/night, Tues., Nov. 03, 2020!)
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To: Fai Mao

This waitress must be dumber than a certain bartender in congress.


7 posted on 01/15/2021 12:35:51 PM PST by chopperk (Warnocdrk doesn't have a chance if Stacy sits on him.)
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To: Red Badger

You are correct. To the Left, crazed, control-freak politics IS their sustenance!


8 posted on 01/15/2021 12:36:33 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Hope is not a plan. -- Matthew Bracken)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; All

A BIDEN WIN WILL BE AN AWARD TO CHINA FOR INVADING US USING COVID 19

Every time an American looked at an item for where it was made in it came from China. Now China’s reliance making everything was being threatened by a change in leadership in America which was a major consumer of those products. When Americans hailed their leaders decision to make many of them in their country US. Their politburo worried.

Worse yet opponents to the Chinese regime in power had its citizens protesting its policies , as in Hong Kong, since that change in American leadership wave the American flag and present Trump’s name when doing so. All of which presented those in power the need to destroy that leader Donald Trump.

Would a runaway plague created by a nation which could threaten populations of an enemy cause them to react by demanding extreme restriction of movement by its population to prevent its spread ? Thus wind up fragmenting its economy and create defeat for that leader’s upcoming election.When they released it that was the CCP intention but it got away from them and went world wide

To stop the return of manufacturing of products back to the US that went to China. China backers here who’s family members are making millions from China through their political connections will be hit hard .This is the latest reaction by the Trump administration http://www/freerepublic/com/focus/f-chat/3890312/posts
Americans better WISE UP/
Key swamp demons were making fortunes when they allowed US companies in a number of industries including pharma, computer; and electrical as well metal fabrication components even bicycles relocate their factories in China . To the point where China was our sole supplier. The money the CCP has now comes from US .If we play our Chinese checkers right we can really turn things around for the better not only here but in China as well.Check out this recent posting in Free Republic.com which the MSM and social venues will spike; http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3890312/posts. will be stopped by Biden and hailed by Walmart http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3920123/posts

Control of the senate should be a chief concern
URGE REVIEW THE GEORGIA SENATE ELECTION RESULTS PRAY THAT
TRUMP WILL BE ABLE TO SEND IN AN ARMY OF FED PROSECUTORS AND DOES THIS

There were a series of fraudulent voting charges here. Were they enforced and corrected before this election took place ? If they weren’t is not a review called for ?
If the Georgia Secretary of State is in charge of voting he has the responsibility of enforcing the state’s regulations as to who votes. And eliminate those from voter lists who don’t qualify.

Assign prosecutors to personally canvass and investigate. Check if military actually voted by asking them. Identify all voters by checking on legal age their residency and citizenship. If found they do not qualify charge Illegals including state visitors known as snowbirds also include any technical computer fraudulent Italian programming testimony when presenting to the court and get these election results tossed. Try and get it done SAP before the 20th

LINKED HERE ARE REASONS WHY THIS IS WHAT WE SHOULD BE DOING
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3942623/posts#21
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3924076/posts#30
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3923435/posts#21
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3923157/posts#10
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3922715/posts#18
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3923312/posts#11


9 posted on 01/15/2021 12:47:22 PM PST by mosesdapoet (mosesdapoet aka L.J.Keslin posting here for the record hoping somebody might read and pass around)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Almost got me...


10 posted on 01/15/2021 12:53:44 PM PST by madison10 (Trump's greatest accomplishment is getting all the cockroaches to come into the light.)
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To: mosesdapoet

That first link got me a “no such thread” message.


11 posted on 01/15/2021 12:56:23 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Hope is not a plan. -- Matthew Bracken)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

She probably wet her pants over the brown president and joe elect too for his short time in the lieme light.


12 posted on 01/15/2021 1:17:11 PM PST by Recompennation
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To: Red Badger
They really don’t realize how close to the actual truth they are...........................

I don't know. Maybe they have some of James O'Keefe's equipment for when they get stuck:

"Hey, Justin! You got anything to post today?"

"Nope. I've a bad case of satire block going. I'm making The Daily Show look like it's actually funny."

"All right, well let's crank up the O'Keefeometer and get some ideas from the great unhinged out there. I'm thinking that cafe in the Cambridge Whole Foods is usually good for three or four posts that we can use while you're getting back to form."


13 posted on 01/15/2021 1:52:48 PM PST by Dahoser (Not separation of church and state, but of media and state.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

We need an IQ test for all voters......she should be at the head of the line. Of course those like her are what the Demons and RINO’s depend on to STEAL ELECTIONS!!!


14 posted on 01/15/2021 2:03:48 PM PST by Dawgreg
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

just damn you got me


15 posted on 01/15/2021 4:09:53 PM PST by markman46 (engage brain before using keyboard!!!at )
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