Posted on 11/13/2020 9:50:39 AM PST by BipolarBob
U.S.—Leading Democrats are pushing for unity in our nation, and they've found a new way to implement the unity in a mandatory way: "Unity Camps," special institutions designed to teach and train Republicans to unify.
"There's nothing that'll make Republicans want unity more than a nice, relaxing stay in one of our Unity Camps," said Joe Biden. "Heck, in my day, we'd have killed to go to camp. I remember one summer, I was sitting in the pool watching my leg hair change color in the water. All the kids liked to run their fingers through it. Anyway, we were supposed to go to Camp Waggakopo the next summer, but Dad needed me on the farm and told me I could go to the academy the following year."
Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has suggested using forced labor at the camps, compelling Republicans to run on giant hamster wheels to generate enough energy to run the country under a Green New Deal.
Dang! I was hoping to go to decency camp too. Crap!
Not so far from the truth unfortunately.
And they dare call Trump Hitler and Republicans Nazi’s.
Just to be clear for anyone who Posts to this Thread, it’s from the Babylon Bee. LOL
I must need to be “unified” cause i am against it...?
I must need to be “unified” cause i am against it...?
This is not funny.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Took me until the second line to work out it was a joke. That’s how serious things are right now!
Heh, please let them try to play that game.
We’ll have some camps too.
Only fair.
We’ll see which camps win.
Bring it, *sshats.
I read the headline and was not surprised... The surprise came when I saw it was from BB.
This might be satire but given some of the crap the Dims have been pulling, entirely believable.
I must need to be “unified” because i don’t want to be one..?
Oops...i didn’t think my original post took.
Camp Donchawannabeadimwad.
All right!
Are we going to sing lots of kumbayah songs, drink Kool-Aid, go on long one-way walks in the woods, dig large pits in the dirt and see lots of angry people show us their guns?
Hey, you think they will they teach us how to shoot guns?
Can all my friends go, too?
Are the Unity Camps run by the Ministry of Love? Asking for a friend ...
I realize it’s the BB, but in reality, there already are ‘unity camps’ in the form of mandatory-for-white-folk ‘critical race theory’ indoctrination ‘seminars’ hosted by large corporations. Although they could be described more accurately as ‘submission’ seminars instead of ‘unity’ seminars.
If Biden promises me beatings by long-legged blondes in short leather miniskirts, I’m his huckleberry!
But he’ll probably have Antifa conduct the beatings instead.
Never mind.
DANG!
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