Posted on 08/15/2020 6:21:20 AM PDT by BipolarBob
U.S.—A new study has found that far more Americans would trust Dr Pepper than Dr. Fauci.
While Dr. Fauci has made some questionable claims over the past few months, Dr Pepper hasn't made any erroneous predictions about the virus or recommendations when it comes to masks and other protective measures. So the soft drink has rocketed up the charts as the most-trusted medical professional in America.
"Dr Pepper has 23 delicious flavors that combine into a cool, refreshing taste that's just right," said Texan man Greg Bolar. "Dr. Fauci has none of these things. He can't even give you diabetes, for crying out loud."
"Dr Pepper has never let me down." He then cracked open a cold, thirst-quenching Dr Pepper and chugged it in one gulp. "Ahh -- that's good stuff -- and it has none of that nasty deep state aftertaste left by competing brands like Dr. Fauci."
Americans also prefer Dr. Thunder, Mr. Pibb, and Dr. A+ over the medical advice dispensed by Dr. Fauci, according to the study.
This article was brought to you by Dr Pepper.
That’s right. I’m and Pepper and you’re a Pepper but we’re not a Fauci...
Dr. Fauci = Dr. Flipflop
Doc “Quack” Fauxi, head of the “medical” branch of the Lollipop Guild...
“Dr. (sees no pts)” FauXi makes viruses
to be added to the HUMAN DNA chain to immortalize HIM.
retroviruses he wants in our DNA.
coronaviruses he wants in our DNA.
goggles and masks are burqae are our Destiny if he
continues.
FauXi should be indicted.
Coca cola came to town. Pepsi cola shot him down. Dr. Pepper pepped him up. Now they call him Seven Up.
They always say the best humor always has a hint of truth to it. This has a lot of truth to it. 8>)
Dr Pepper is the only doctor I regularly see.
There was a woman who was 113 and on TV a few years ago and said her secret was four dr. Peppers a day.
Go figure.
With a little Jim Beam, Dr, Pepper can cure anything. Lol.
Oh Man,the Bee has some of the Most hard hitting in depth coverage of today’s political landscape, they definitely deserve a Pulitzer for this one.
What? No quote from Heather Morris, a.k.a. Brittany Susan Pierce?
I still remember my childhood summer jobs as a recreation manager. Lunch every day was a Hostess cherry pie and a DP. And I never got tired of it!
Many a true word spoken in jest. Shakespeare
What about Dr. Jill? Anyone trust Dr. Jill?
With a little Jim Beam, Dr, Pepper can cure anything. Lol.
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YES, I spike a glass of DP every evening. Works wonders to mellow out after a day of hassles! By the way, one can purchase large bottles of it at the Dollar Tree for a dollar!
She's finger biting good.
Recently there was a local shortage of Diet Dr. Pepper and I couldn’t find any anywhere. Unfortunately there’s no such shortage of Dr. Fauci.
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