Posted on 08/11/2020 5:49:51 AM PDT by BipolarBob
U.S.The Trump campaign has been making claims that rival candidate Joe Biden isnt fit to debate, has been hiding in his basement, and may try to skip the debates so as not to embarrass himself. The Biden campaign has denied these charges and said that Biden is looking forward to the debates and a chance to confront Trump. They had some caveats, though.
Because of the coronavirus concern, we will need to take extra precautions, said Biden campaign manager Jen O'Malley Dillon. Biden will need to wear an extra safe face mask that will cover his entire face. And while wearing it, his voice might sound different -- even have a different accent -- but thats just because of... the mask.
Dillon said that Biden should easily trounce Trump in the debate. I think youll be surprised at how well he does, she added. It will be a totally different Biden than youve come to expect. But that will be Joe Biden up on that stage -- just unidentifiable behind a mask and sounding different and much more coherent.
Dillon also warned that it is possible that during the debate someone looking just like Joe Biden may stumble out onto the stage looking confused and wondering whats going on. She told the press that would be Moe Biden, Joe Bidens twin brother whom no one had mentioned until now, and he likes to play jokes like that. Silly old Moe.
>>Now the socialists are learning the art of being absurd. This is like skit to a Saturday Night Live show.<<
3 words:
Look
at
the
source!
That is hilarious.
Barack pretending to be Biden.
HAHAHAHAHA...one of my favorite movies LOL
According to Fauci, who advocates goggle usage, the Babylon Bee would be correct.
>>The Trump campaign should find out what frequencies they operate on and jam the signals. <<
Just substitute alternate words, such as “you should vote for my opponent.”
I would say gibberish but everyone would just think it is joe himself.
Max Headroom
If Biden sounds like Barack Obama, I would be damm suspicious.-——————————————————————————————
Or Hillary Clinton!
It would be funny to intercept the transmitting frequency, and have him say silly things.
In a rehearsal for the upcoming debates, the impostor suddenly screamed: “Why aren’t I 50 points ahead???”
For once I was ahead of the Babylon Bee. I suggested they do Conan O’Brien’s “Talking Mouth” overlay with Biden. But then Biden would wander off leaving a disembodied mouth debating President Trump.
Wouldnt it be a hoot to have that frequency and a more powerful broadcast.
And that is actually pretty sad.
LOL! Leave the mask on JoeJoe. We can see through it.
NegativesJoeJoe should have ZERO electoral votes. Speaking of ZERO...wheres Barry MIC DROP ZERO?
Slow down slowJoe. Hes moving too fast for me. Im getting old, too. He can run circles around turtle. Close your circles, Joe Joe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKJqecxswCA
Go Home.
You know SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH GOVERNMENT when...
Joe Biden is running for President...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC10VWDTzmU
cmon man
0 Electoral votes are too many for..Negatives Joe.
1. EVIL
2. PEDOPHILE/GROPER (mr. shortschwanz subtle about it...BIG MIKE makes you look like a dwarf, midget. No VP for you, Mike)
3. Sniffer
4. Liar
5. Plagiarist
6. Racist
7. Rapist
8. International Extortionist
9. Demented
10. Destructive father figure
11. Dysfunctional family
12. Dog faced pony soldier
13. Hes dirty
14. Hes inarticulate
15. Hairy legs
16. You know, the thing
17. Lets take it out behind the gymnasium
19. AintBlack enough
20. AintSmart enough
21. Pervert
22. Mysoginist
23. CREEPY
24. Vice Criminal of the most EVIL administration in American history
25. 50 years in elected office. (prolly time for term limits)
26. former vice president opposes the institution of cash bail as a modern day debtors prison. He and staffers support bailing out criminals through Minnesota Freedom Fund.
27.. WHITE PRIVILEGED
ARE YOU SERIOUS? This azzhole is the best they have? Of course he is.
WE the people are under siege from DOMESTIC ENEMIES. Crossfire...hold the hurricane. Arm up, Americans...fellow citizens, patriots.
h/t Protect our Freedom for #2 Upgrade...goodnesswins...CJ Wolf...and all the information posters on FR.
MAGAKAG
Actually they leave him in the basement and run the country without him.
I’ve thought all along that sometimes when we see “Joe Biden” gong here and there hiding behind a mask and sunglasses that it is possible that it is actually someone else.
Biden will need to wear an extra safe face mask that will cover his entire face. And while wearing it, his voice might sound different — even have a different accent — but thats just because of... the mask.
Maybe in addition to different accent and face mask covering entire face, he can also wear herpes on his head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB5HsDRRPRY&t=70
“Wouldnt it be a hoot to have that frequency and a more powerful broadcast.”
What’s the frequency, Kenneth - Dan Rather
Politicos should have an EEG to run for office. We could study their brain waves and frequencies. Sort the SUBHUMAN PSYCHOPATHS from us infidels, bitter clingers, deplorables, dog-faced pony soldiers, non-essentials.
“Without Conscience” - Dr. Robert Hare (he’s done a lot of great work)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyBNRxeeyHc
I think The Babylon Bee is brilliant.
Although they promote it as satire, it’s probably far closer to the truth than many people realize.
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