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Biden Campaign Warns That For Debate Biden Will Need A Mask That Completely Conceals His Face And He Might Sound Different
Babylon Bee ^ | Babylon Bee

Posted on 08/11/2020 5:49:51 AM PDT by BipolarBob

U.S.—The Trump campaign has been making claims that rival candidate Joe Biden isn’t fit to debate, has been “hiding in his basement,” and may try to skip the debates so as not to embarrass himself. The Biden campaign has denied these charges and said that Biden is looking forward to the debates and a chance to confront Trump. They had some caveats, though.

“Because of the coronavirus concern, we will need to take extra precautions,” said Biden campaign manager Jen O'Malley Dillon. “Biden will need to wear an extra safe face mask that will cover his entire face. And while wearing it, his voice might sound different -- even have a different accent -- but that’s just because of... the mask.”

Dillon said that Biden should easily trounce Trump in the debate. “I think you’ll be surprised at how well he does,” she added. “It will be a totally different Biden than you’ve come to expect. But that will be Joe Biden up on that stage -- just unidentifiable behind a mask and sounding different and much more coherent.”

Dillon also warned that it is possible that during the debate someone looking just like Joe Biden may stumble out onto the stage looking confused and wondering what’s going on. She told the press that would be Moe Biden, Joe Biden’s twin brother whom no one had mentioned until now, and he likes to play jokes like that. Silly old Moe.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; debate; moe; satire
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I'm not one to advocate conspiracies but this sounds suspicious. What do you think?
1 posted on 08/11/2020 5:49:51 AM PDT by BipolarBob
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To: BipolarBob

This may be satire, but I wouldn’t put it past them. At the very least they would give him an ear peace and coach him real time.


2 posted on 08/11/2020 5:52:40 AM PDT by z3n
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To: BipolarBob

If Biden sounds like Barack Obama, I would be damm sus[icious.


3 posted on 08/11/2020 5:53:18 AM PDT by entropy12 (covid-19 separates the fearful from the freedom loving! If I am not afraid, no one should be.)
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To: BipolarBob

Another communist ruse to hide him and conceal the hidden microphone and ear piece so someone in the background can answer for him. JUST SAY NO WAY!


4 posted on 08/11/2020 5:53:43 AM PDT by Highest Authority (DemonRats are pure EVIL)
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To: BipolarBob

So that means someone else with basic intelligence will be hiding behind the mask pretending to be Biden.


5 posted on 08/11/2020 5:54:05 AM PDT by Deo et patriae (Make America Great again! rantings.)
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To: BipolarBob

... and he may need some thingys in his ears because, well, virus can enter there, too.................................


6 posted on 08/11/2020 5:55:13 AM PDT by Red Badger (Jesus said "There is no marriage in Heaven." That's why they call it Heaven............)
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To: BipolarBob

As things are, it took me until the “accent” part before I realized it was BB... (!!!)


7 posted on 08/11/2020 5:55:23 AM PDT by drwoof
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To: z3n

Sounds like they plan on putting a ringer in, in place of the actual Biden. Imagine who THAT might be?


8 posted on 08/11/2020 5:55:32 AM PDT by Tucker39 ("It is impossible to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible." George Washington)
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To: BipolarBob

Now the socialists are learning the art of being absurd. This is like skit to a Saturday Night Live show.


9 posted on 08/11/2020 5:57:50 AM PDT by jetson (chiwowa)
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To: z3n

Do you believe he’d make it through a debate without an earpiece? I don’t.


10 posted on 08/11/2020 5:58:15 AM PDT by sevinufnine
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To: BipolarBob

Depends on what the meaning of is is.


11 posted on 08/11/2020 5:59:18 AM PDT by exnavy (american by birth and choice, I love this country!)
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To: BipolarBob

Come on Man just stand behind a plexiglass shield.


12 posted on 08/11/2020 5:59:32 AM PDT by cnsmom
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A TV network could switch back and forth between a Trump residence and Biden’s basement.

Trump’s advisors could pose questions for Biden and Biden’s advisors could pose questions for Trump.

This is Liberal Reporter reporting from Saigon.


13 posted on 08/11/2020 5:59:56 AM PDT by Brian Griffin
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To: Deo et patriae

Teleprompters are also available.


14 posted on 08/11/2020 6:01:07 AM PDT by Brian Griffin
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To: BipolarBob

That’s funny right there. What is even funnier is how many people on this thread don’t realize this is the Babylon Bee and is satire.


15 posted on 08/11/2020 6:02:16 AM PDT by okkev68
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16 posted on 08/11/2020 6:03:01 AM PDT by Sirius Lee (They are openly stating that they intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live.)
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To: BipolarBob

Biden can hide in a basement now, but he would have to work with others if he should become President.


17 posted on 08/11/2020 6:03:13 AM PDT by Brian Griffin
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To: Highest Authority

this is sarcasm and you sound insane :)


18 posted on 08/11/2020 6:03:14 AM PDT by dp0622 (Patriots: Better stand tall when they're calling you out. Don't bend, don't brweak, don't back down.)
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To: Tucker39

The Wizard of Wilmington. Who will be the man behind the curtain?


19 posted on 08/11/2020 6:03:17 AM PDT by mosaicwolf
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To: z3n
At the very least they would give him an ear peace and coach him real time

The Trump campaign should find out what frequencies they operate on and jam the signals. Or if they are not encrypted, run a scanner and record the whole thing.

20 posted on 08/11/2020 6:04:26 AM PDT by TheCipher (To my mind Judas Iscariot was nothing but a low, mean, premature Congressman. - Mark Twain)
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