Posted on 08/11/2020 5:49:51 AM PDT by BipolarBob
U.S.—The Trump campaign has been making claims that rival candidate Joe Biden isn’t fit to debate, has been “hiding in his basement,” and may try to skip the debates so as not to embarrass himself. The Biden campaign has denied these charges and said that Biden is looking forward to the debates and a chance to confront Trump. They had some caveats, though.
“Because of the coronavirus concern, we will need to take extra precautions,” said Biden campaign manager Jen O'Malley Dillon. “Biden will need to wear an extra safe face mask that will cover his entire face. And while wearing it, his voice might sound different -- even have a different accent -- but that’s just because of... the mask.”
Dillon said that Biden should easily trounce Trump in the debate. “I think you’ll be surprised at how well he does,” she added. “It will be a totally different Biden than you’ve come to expect. But that will be Joe Biden up on that stage -- just unidentifiable behind a mask and sounding different and much more coherent.”
Dillon also warned that it is possible that during the debate someone looking just like Joe Biden may stumble out onto the stage looking confused and wondering what’s going on. She told the press that would be Moe Biden, Joe Biden’s twin brother whom no one had mentioned until now, and he likes to play jokes like that. Silly old Moe.
This may be satire, but I wouldn’t put it past them. At the very least they would give him an ear peace and coach him real time.
If Biden sounds like Barack Obama, I would be damm sus[icious.
Another communist ruse to hide him and conceal the hidden microphone and ear piece so someone in the background can answer for him. JUST SAY NO WAY!
So that means someone else with basic intelligence will be hiding behind the mask pretending to be Biden.
... and he may need some thingys in his ears because, well, virus can enter there, too.................................
As things are, it took me until the “accent” part before I realized it was BB... (!!!)
Sounds like they plan on putting a ringer in, in place of the actual Biden. Imagine who THAT might be?
Now the socialists are learning the art of being absurd. This is like skit to a Saturday Night Live show.
Do you believe he’d make it through a debate without an earpiece? I don’t.
Depends on what the meaning of is is.
Come on Man just stand behind a plexiglass shield.
A TV network could switch back and forth between a Trump residence and Biden’s basement.
Trump’s advisors could pose questions for Biden and Biden’s advisors could pose questions for Trump.
This is Liberal Reporter reporting from Saigon.
Teleprompters are also available.
That’s funny right there. What is even funnier is how many people on this thread don’t realize this is the Babylon Bee and is satire.
Biden can hide in a basement now, but he would have to work with others if he should become President.
this is sarcasm and you sound insane :)
The Wizard of Wilmington. Who will be the man behind the curtain?
The Trump campaign should find out what frequencies they operate on and jam the signals. Or if they are not encrypted, run a scanner and record the whole thing.
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