SATIRE Elizabeth Warren: ‘With Booker out, I’m the last minority in the race’

Genesius Times ^ | 13 Jan 20 | Exavier Saskagoochie

[Bruiser 10]

Democrat Cory Booker dropped out of the presidential race Monday, ending a campaign whose message of “being the black guy” failed to resonate in a Democratic party that’s clearly racist.

Senator Elizabeth Warren has stated, “With Booker out, I’m the last minority in the race.”

Warren, who has grabbed headlines for promising trillions of dollars in other people’s money to minorities in order to buy their votes, is ecstatic to be alone in the race against white people.

“Democrats have kicked out the Latinos Beto and Castro, the Wakandan-American Kamala Harris, and now Cory Booker. It’s clear that if we don’t nominate Warren, we are more racist than Trump fans,” Democratic National Chairman Tom Perez said on condition of anonymity.

Everyone in the country has forgotten that Massachusetts Governor Duval Patrick, who claims to be African American is still running.

“I’m still running, guys!” Patrick said. “And I’m black!”

[Bruiser 10]

The clown car is getting roomier.

[Reno89519]

Warren still lying...

[Vaquero]

So what about the Asian guy.

[Gamecock]

Is Tulsi out?

[glorgau]

Minority = not white male

[hal ogen]

I can’t wait until it crashes.

[rktman]

Cue up movie injun sound trak———————— Dun dun dundundundun

[Wuli]

Her comment only shows how silly she is and always was.

[Joe 6-pack]

"So what about the Asian guy."

Not sure, but I think Warren has higher cheekbones.

[Chickensoup]

what minority is she??

[Magnum44]

[kempster]

Deval says, hey b what about me?

[1Old Pro]

Isn’t child molester considered a minority?

[Magnum44]

Warren racing for Biden status...

[MagUSNRET]

Lying lunatic liberal, but from what I see of DC, that is NOT a minority!!

[Bruiser 10]

Maybe not in those circles.

[DannyTN]

The clown car is a train wreck.

[MrEdd]

Hey How’are’ya, Hey How’are’ya
Vo oh oh oh ote Vo oh oh oh ote
Hey How’are’ya, Hey How’are’ya...

[A_perfect_lady]

Isn’t child molester considered a minority?

Among Democrats?

[SMARTY]

Give it a rest!