SATIRE Elizabeth Warren: ‘With Booker out, I’m the last minority in the race’

Genesius Times ^ | 13 Jan 20 | Exavier Saskagoochie

[Sirius Lee]

I thought females made up half the population. Maybe she’s thinking of China.

[NohSpinZone]

Do these Dimms understand how much of an advantage they have in that they can get away practically murder (or actual murder in Hildebeast’s case) without being held to account? Trudeau, the governor and Lt. governor in VA, and Lieawatha are just three examples. Republicans would have had to resign or drop out as soon as these revelations came about.

[IBIAFR]

What about the gay guy or the Asian guy or that other chick?

[Vaquero]

[rlmorel]

LOL, I thought for sure this was the Babylon Bee! (that is the satire site we see here all the time, right?)

[bert]

A Gray Beaver is not really a minority.

[plain talk]

Females make up 50.8 percent of the US population.

[Vaquero]

[eyedigress]

Democratic National Chairman Tom Perez said on condition of anonymity

That is some darn good writing. LOL!

[liberalh8ter]

When Warren implodes, she’s going to embark on a Nationwide blame-naming tour, ala Hillary.

[tired&retired]

Actually, there are more females than males in the USA.

In 2017, there were 165.92 million women in the United States, compared to 159.41 million men. By 2024, it is projected that there will be 173.9 million women and 167.08 million men in the U.S.

[Andy from Chapel Hill]

I think females are in the majority in the USA...

[Mr. Mojo]

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Good satire. Fooled quite a few, I see.

[conservative98]

"My fellow Freepers. If she says she's an Indian, she's an Indian." - Rick

[eyedigress]

Why?

Libtards deserve ridicule and they seem to stomp around in cow dung everyday wondering what the smell is.

[Leaning Right]

Fake news.

Folks, Genesius Times is a satire site. Warren never said this. She might have thought it. But she never said it.

[RatRipper]

. . . what a zoo . . . .

[CaptainPhilFan]

Guys, come on. Top of the page on their website.

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[Bruiser 10]

Genesius Times is a new satire site I stumbled onto last week.

Not as consistently good as the Bee but it has its moments.

[dowcaet]

So Andrew Yang is a “White” Asian now? Who knew? Fauxahontas’s campaign manager might want to keep his client confined to her teepee until after the Iowa Caucus!