'I am absolutely blown away!' Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker receives RAVE first reactions from critics as they gush about 'immensely satisfying' conclusion to the nine-film saga

UK Daily Mail ^ | December 17,2019 | Roxy Simons

[C19fan]

It's the final film in the Skywalker saga that concludes the nine-film epic space opera.

And critics were full of praise for Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker as they revealed their initial reactions to seeing the film at the Los Angeles premiere on Monday night.

While Disney has embargoed full reviews until Wednesday, those inside the three cinemas screening the film were so delighted they took to Twitter to give their spoiler-free thoughts on the film on Tuesday.

[Salamander]

Legends Of The Fall Of Skywalker.

[Mastador1]

There are nine of theme? I wouldn't know, after watching some of Lucas's fourth....or would that be first of the beginning after the last of the middle, I closed the book on the franchise, sad just sad as far as I am concerned.

I remember reading this book called Star Wars and then that awesome movie came out, maybe the problem is I measured everything to that first movie...........Nah, the franchise took a fast slide to Crapsville with an extra helping push from the destructors at Disney.

[RandallFlagg]

Considering they still haven’t learned their, “Wokeness,” mistake, I look forward to watching the YouTube reviewers rip this turd to shreds.

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[Sirius Lee]

I won’t go unless there’s lots of Jar Jar.

Hey kids! Thanks to new Jar Jar in a Jar, you no longer need to go to the movies. You can enjoy Jar Jar right at home.

[BubbaBasher]

There is a lot of Jar Jar Abrams in it.

[real saxophonist]

The other night a guy came in the store, he looked just like Christopher Walken. So much so that I started laughing. (Not at the front counter, he didn't see me.)

The manager asked what I was laughing about, so I whispered, that guy in the lobby looks just like Christopher Walken! I don't think she knows who Cristopher Walken is...

[real saxophonist]

My Schwartz is bigger than yours!

[bethelgrad]

Some are downplaying expectations Toward the end of the article, calling it convoluted and weird. Those are the voices I’d pay attention to.

[kaehurowing]

The series jumped the shark with Jar Jar Binks.

[ealgeone]

After the “actress” who is paid to recite other people’s words came out and said “Everyone has an issue with Trump — every sane person anyway”, my decision was made NOT to see the flik.

[xp38]

Stand by for ludicrous scripting!

[Antoninus]

Remember “payola” in the old radio days where record labels would pay disc jockeys to spin their records? How much do you think The Mouse shelled out for good reviews?

[mewzilla]

I'll wait for the Robot Chicken version.

[IYAS9YAS]

Star Wars - The Search For More Money

May the Schwartz be with you!

[Labyrinthos]

Reviewed by cucks, dukes, and other Democrat perverts. And where do you think the gross receipts from the movie end up? That's why I haven't paid to see a movie since 1999.

[HeadOn]

They ALL are the same story. Stupid Death Star repeatedly shows up more than dead Jason from Friday the 13th...

[Bruce Campbells Chin]

Consider watching Rogue One. It's a standalone movie that tells the story of how the Republic got the plans Luke used to destroy the Death Star in the original Star Wars. It ends where Star Wars begins.

Apart from one cringeworthy speech, it's a good movie that tells a really good story of the unsung heroes of the Rebellion.

[Ted Grant]

Most of the advance feedback I have heard about this film from online sources (based on rumors, leaks, leaks of rumors, etc.) has been negative. Who knows?

[Mr. K]

Another Freeper nailed it.

When most online reviews seem negative, and the media praises it, it is a surefire sign that it is appropriately WOKE.

Usually it means it contains a gay scene, which makes them all so excited.

[Sans-Culotte]

I did like Rogue One. I forgot about that one.