Posted on 04/07/2017 3:55:15 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Lester Holt announced that Jupiter is now 415 miles from Earth on Thursday’s “NBC Nightly News” and Twitter users went into another stratosphere.
Aimee Sanders Gross tweeted, “Lester Holt just said Jupiter is now 415 miles away from Earth. Husband wonders if Southwest will have a $59 airfare?”
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We’d already be dead. Jupiter is over 11 times bigger than Earth and would block out the sun.
Close enough. HAL won’t need to get involved.
Jupiter is so dangerously close to the earth due to global warming caused by man-made carbon emissions.
Everybody panic.
At least he was a good sport about it.
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Sun roof.
Actually it’s only 88 miles from Miami.
Oh, wait, I thought he meant Jupiter, Florida.
Now that is some FAKE News!
He ain’t heavy he’s my Jupiter.......
Man the gravity would be Iike a black hole....well not that bad
But dense man
As in really heavy
My 240 would be 600 on Planet Big Guy
That would some be big britches
Wife would be 250
Jesus...I’m crying already
NBC #FAKENEWS.
If Trump had a faux pas like that, every network would run it ad infinitum....and use it as an example of stupidity.
NBC does it, and it’ll be forgotten tomorrow.
Trump’s fault.
He’s an idiot.
Jupiter is too close to the earth because whitey.
Just proving what an idiot he is.
Lester Holt, the Science Dolt? Better than “Bill Nye, the Non-Scientist Guy”.
Gee, only 415 miles from Earth? As the late, great Don Adams would say, “Missed it by THAT much”.
Well, it is better than saying “Uranus is only 500 miles from Earth”.
Come to think of it, NBC News is full of “Anuses”, so it is a solar system all by itself, totally devoid of intelligent life.
We’d already be dead. Jupiter is over 11 times bigger than Earth and would block out the sun.
And it could bump into us and slosh water all over.
Now that will make your hair stand on end!
(Think about it :)
Nope. Everyone knows that Jupiter’s orbit is outside the earths. Of course, fitting Mars in between could be a problem ...
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