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1 posted on 04/07/2017 3:55:15 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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We’d already be dead. Jupiter is over 11 times bigger than Earth and would block out the sun.


2 posted on 04/07/2017 4:00:33 PM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist (Man-made global liberalism is killing the planet)
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Close enough. HAL won’t need to get involved.


3 posted on 04/07/2017 4:00:45 PM PDT by JusPasenThru (Credunt Democrati, non ego (tip to Val Kilmer in Tombstone).)
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Jupiter is so dangerously close to the earth due to global warming caused by man-made carbon emissions.

Everybody panic.


4 posted on 04/07/2017 4:00:46 PM PDT by MeganC (Democrat by birth, Republican by default, conservative by principle.)
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It is so close you can see it from the satellites!


5 posted on 04/07/2017 4:01:36 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Not tired of winning yet!)
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At least he was a good sport about it.

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6 posted on 04/07/2017 4:01:44 PM PDT by Mears
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Actually it’s only 88 miles from Miami.

Oh, wait, I thought he meant Jupiter, Florida.


8 posted on 04/07/2017 4:03:32 PM PDT by dfwgator
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Jupiter is now 415 miles from Earth

Now that is some FAKE News!

9 posted on 04/07/2017 4:04:08 PM PDT by Brandonmark (Made America Great Again! 11.08.2016 - A DAY OF RENEWAL)
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He ain’t heavy he’s my Jupiter.......

Man the gravity would be Iike a black hole....well not that bad

But dense man

As in really heavy

My 240 would be 600 on Planet Big Guy

That would some be big britches

Wife would be 250

Jesus...I’m crying already


10 posted on 04/07/2017 4:05:32 PM PDT by wardaddy (We're gonna have to kill a lot of them eventually which is hard to fathom)
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NBC #FAKENEWS.

If Trump had a faux pas like that, every network would run it ad infinitum....and use it as an example of stupidity.

NBC does it, and it’ll be forgotten tomorrow.


11 posted on 04/07/2017 4:08:14 PM PDT by SoFloFreeper
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Trump’s fault.


12 posted on 04/07/2017 4:09:42 PM PDT by bar sin·is·ter
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He’s an idiot.


14 posted on 04/07/2017 4:10:20 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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Jupiter is too close to the earth because whitey.


15 posted on 04/07/2017 4:10:22 PM PDT by Rebelrage ("To crush your enemies -- See them driven, and to hear the lamentation of their women")
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Just proving what an idiot he is.


16 posted on 04/07/2017 4:10:58 PM PDT by Parley Baer
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Lester Holt, the Science Dolt? Better than “Bill Nye, the Non-Scientist Guy”.

Gee, only 415 miles from Earth? As the late, great Don Adams would say, “Missed it by THAT much”.

Well, it is better than saying “Uranus is only 500 miles from Earth”.

Come to think of it, NBC News is full of “Anuses”, so it is a solar system all by itself, totally devoid of intelligent life.


17 posted on 04/07/2017 4:11:02 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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Now that will make your hair stand on end!

(Think about it :)


19 posted on 04/07/2017 4:15:23 PM PDT by Strac6 ("We sleep safe in our beds only because rough men stand ready to visit violence on the enemy.")
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Oh, no! Lester’s brain has been fried by Jupiter’s X-rays.


21 posted on 04/07/2017 4:16:27 PM PDT by LibWhacker
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Jupiter be like 415 miles from earth bitches...


27 posted on 04/07/2017 4:20:18 PM PDT by bar sin·is·ter
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People i think look like aliens from a 50’s xci fi move:
Somalians, James Carville and Lester Holt.


28 posted on 04/07/2017 4:20:43 PM PDT by mowowie
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Clip of Diane Sawyer describing 1,000 countries:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=131eNW8-yik

Most people in the media are so dumb, they don’t know what they don’t know...an especially dangerous kind of stupid.

These lunatics have no feeling for scale or what may or may not be even possible - a planet closer to Holt’s desk in NY than the Golden Gate bridge...sounds legit to him.


29 posted on 04/07/2017 4:20:49 PM PDT by lacrew
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Hey Lester, how far is Uranus from Jupiter?


30 posted on 04/07/2017 4:23:55 PM PDT by AlaskaErik (I served and protected my country for 31 years. Progressives spent that time trying to destroy it.)
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