Fugitive who poisoned husband's Lucky Charms still on the run

Fox 5 Las Vegas ^ | Adam Herbels

[ConservativeStatement]

LAS VEGAS (FOX5) - Police need help finding a woman who poisoned her husband's food for months and then skipped town before her sentencing date.

Andrea Araceli Heming, 49, pleaded guilty to tainting her husband's food with a substance called boric acid. The poison is usually used to kill cockroaches.

"It slices your intestinal tract from the throat down," the victim, Ralph Heming, said. "If you start passing blood or spitting up blood, you're dead."

[ConservativeStatement]

"She actually put sedatives in (the passenger's) drink," he said. "I just thought it was a funny story. I didn't think it was a trend!" ------

Trend? That can be upgraded to first-class psycho.

Say no, Laz.

[dblshot]

I reckon he fell for her unlucky charms.

[dblshot]

I reckon he fell for her unlucky charms.

[Lurker]

Magically delicious.

[Gamecock]

Look at those eyebrows!

[ClearCase_guy]

He survived? Must be the luck of the Irish.

[shelterguy]

She’s nuts, Jim.

[AnotherUnixGeek]

Police need help finding a woman who poisoned her husband's food for months and then skipped town before her sentencing date. Andrea Araceli Heming, 49, pleaded guilty to tainting her husband's food with a substance called boric acid. The poison is usually used to kill cockroaches.

I hope they capture and imprison this criminal, but I think the real story here is that there's apparently a man who has been able to live for months through a poison that's actually strong enough to kill cockroaches - the one creature that will supposedly rule the earth after a nuclear war or the inevitable zombie apocalypse. This is one tough dude.

[Pearls Before Swine]

I had no idea boric acid was that dangerous. When I was a kid, we always had some around to make eyewash if you had an eye-stye.

[BipolarBob]

Didn’t I see her in The Wizard of Oz on a broom and some flying monkeys?

[joethedrummer]

"I'll poison you, my pretty.... ....with your Lucky Charms too!..."

[BipolarBob]

LOL! She’s scary.

[Ciexyz]

Dead eyes.

[blueunicorn6]

I’ll bet it was a love triangle.

She was in love with that Lucky Charms leper....lepra.....midget.

[BipolarBob]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTN3s2iVKKI

[Twinkie]

Uh. NO! If you get an eye infection, take a strip of aloe
vera plant, put the aloe juice in a sterilized eye dropper,
drop a few drops in the eye (2 or 3 drops). Soothing and
healing. Doesn’t take much.

[pas]

A true cereal killer.

[bgill]

He’ll be making his own sammiches from now on.

[bmwcyle]

How can a person be so evil with breakfast food?

[mumblypeg]

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