[ConservativeStatement]

"She actually put sedatives in (the passenger's) drink," he said. "I just thought it was a funny story. I didn't think it was a trend!" ------

Trend? That can be upgraded to first-class psycho.

Say no, Laz.

[dblshot]

I reckon he fell for her unlucky charms.

[dblshot]

I reckon he fell for her unlucky charms.

[Lurker]

Magically delicious.

[Gamecock]

Look at those eyebrows!

[ClearCase_guy]

He survived? Must be the luck of the Irish.

[shelterguy]

She’s nuts, Jim.

[AnotherUnixGeek]

Police need help finding a woman who poisoned her husband's food for months and then skipped town before her sentencing date. Andrea Araceli Heming, 49, pleaded guilty to tainting her husband's food with a substance called boric acid. The poison is usually used to kill cockroaches.

I hope they capture and imprison this criminal, but I think the real story here is that there's apparently a man who has been able to live for months through a poison that's actually strong enough to kill cockroaches - the one creature that will supposedly rule the earth after a nuclear war or the inevitable zombie apocalypse. This is one tough dude.

[Pearls Before Swine]

I had no idea boric acid was that dangerous. When I was a kid, we always had some around to make eyewash if you had an eye-stye.

[blueunicorn6]

I’ll bet it was a love triangle.

She was in love with that Lucky Charms leper....lepra.....midget.

[pas]

A true cereal killer.

[bmwcyle]

How can a person be so evil with breakfast food?

[Tammy8]

When the two were married, Andrea Heming worked as a maid at a hotel on the Las Vegas Strip...She has family ties to Mexico, her husband said. She's probably in Mexico.

[Albion Wilde]

Hate crime against the Irish.

[Albion Wilde]

She reminds me of Tsarnayev’s mother.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMvzMnjxHiY